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this is a segment i like to call famous last words.evne tho ive never done a segment like thsi before.anyway,all of these quotes come from my extensive knowledge of knowing how to type"famous last words"into the search engine.i also make use of my expert copy and paste skills.you ain't cool 'till you plagarize.
1."I AM INVINCIBLE!"(that guy from golden eye right before the nitro-glyceren blew up)
2."whats this button do?" yes i realize thats about as cliched as famous last words go, but my search engine skills arent as finely tuned as my copy and paste skills.
3."I'll get a world record for this."
4."It's fireproof."
5.one from the simpsons."inflammable means flammable?!?! whats this world coming to?"that was dr.nick in the one where everybodys day had its own segment.
6."Are you sure the power is off?"
7."The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"
8."I wonder where the mother bear is."
9."These are the good kind of mushrooms"
10."Rat poison only kills rats."
11."It's strong enough for both of us."
12."I can make this light before it changes."
13."I can do that with my eyes closed."
14."C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're we gonna hit?"
15."And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."
16."No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
17."Let it down slowly."
18."It's no big deal. Really."
19."We can defeat anything!"
20."... attempt to disbelieve."
21."I will bring defeat!"
22."He's nothing."
23."I'm going to sleep."
24."I thought HE had watch..!"
25."Hm.. no good. Critical failure."
26."This is a bad call.."
27."Ah, whatever. It doesn't matter."
28."I'll leap across."
29."No! No, I wasn't doing that!"
30."It's fine.. no traps.."
31."That's the last time I cartwheel into a room." thats is my favorite.
32."Boost me up."
33."C'mon guys, it was only a rumor, theres nothing here."
34."Go ahead and drink it."
35."I never get lost."
36."My God will protect me."
... and probably the most commn last words from the recipients of the darwin awards:
"Oh Damn."
1."I AM INVINCIBLE!"(that guy from golden eye right before the nitro-glyceren blew up)
2."whats this button do?" yes i realize thats about as cliched as famous last words go, but my search engine skills arent as finely tuned as my copy and paste skills.
3."I'll get a world record for this."
4."It's fireproof."
5.one from the simpsons."inflammable means flammable?!?! whats this world coming to?"that was dr.nick in the one where everybodys day had its own segment.
6."Are you sure the power is off?"
7."The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"
8."I wonder where the mother bear is."
9."These are the good kind of mushrooms"
10."Rat poison only kills rats."
11."It's strong enough for both of us."
12."I can make this light before it changes."
13."I can do that with my eyes closed."
14."C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're we gonna hit?"
15."And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."
16."No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
17."Let it down slowly."
18."It's no big deal. Really."
19."We can defeat anything!"
20."... attempt to disbelieve."
21."I will bring defeat!"
22."He's nothing."
23."I'm going to sleep."
24."I thought HE had watch..!"
25."Hm.. no good. Critical failure."
26."This is a bad call.."
27."Ah, whatever. It doesn't matter."
28."I'll leap across."
29."No! No, I wasn't doing that!"
30."It's fine.. no traps.."
31."That's the last time I cartwheel into a room." thats is my favorite.
32."Boost me up."
33."C'mon guys, it was only a rumor, theres nothing here."
34."Go ahead and drink it."
35."I never get lost."
36."My God will protect me."
... and probably the most commn last words from the recipients of the darwin awards:
"Oh Damn."