the 2nd shit list
this is a compilation of what has been pissing me off this week and last.not listed in order of hatedness.
1.the white mans afro.many think that the mullet is the worst haircut.i strongly disagree because you dont see that as often as the white mans afro unless you live in a trailer park or west virginia.there is nothing worse than a pasty guy with curly hair that exceeds the maximum height limit of 2 inches.a perfect example of this is donna's dad from that 70's show.
2.valentines day.if you're a recluse like me you will understand. we're at home sobbing because everybody else is having sex and all we have is rhonda rubber girl the inflatible date.and those heart shaped chocolates piss me off too.why cant hershey just stick the rectangle shaped chocolates and not make me feel any worse?
3.Nascar.THIS IS NOT A SPORT!it consists of a really fast cars going around in an oval.nobody even watches the whole 1050503 laps and if you do you have way too much time on your hands(justin mcmillan).i always get pissed off at nascar because those asshats at fox air it when the simpsons are supposed to be on and instead i get a load of"high paced action car racing." nascar blows.and now george bush is trying to boost his popularity with the hicks by goin to the indy 500.
4.those idiotic sexual metaphors.i was talking about this the other day and i realized something.you know how everybodys always complaining that people these days have no imagination?you'd have to have a pretty broad imagination to make up a sexual metaphor much less understand what the people are trying to tell you.for example usually somebody says a compound word such as tomatopaste and another dumbass says"ill paste your tomatoes" .another one is somebodys talking about stuff and another person volunteers to what the other person is talking about. i.e steam shovels. so the person says"ill be your steam shovel"implying you'll be their bitch for the rest of your natural life.its amazing how people come up with these things.if anybody knows Mandy they know what im talking aobut
5.people who put lyrics in their info.some of the lyrics are good when theyre one verse or sumthing but when you put a whole friggin song in there it makes me angry.are you trying to sound deep?or do you just have nothing to say and cant stand to,god forbid,have your info blank for a few days?its usually pop songs that everybody else has already heard and is trying to get out of their head.then they click on you sn then the info button and the process starts all over again.
6.idiotic screen name's. i had thses posted in my info awhile ago and here they are again.:the guide lines for making a sn.
1.2hot4u69:this one has two components that are the worst combinations.the fisrst one is the too hot for you part.i hate this one because if your too hot for me why are you talking to me?the second one is all the numbers and letters substituted for words.4=for u=you
2=too.
2.daddys girl type sn's.thses one's just sound wrong.
3.ones with celebrity names in them like orlandoismychummy or shaq879
4.the ones with the never ending x's like xxxecko$$$xxx
5.ones with your phobia or the phobia you wish you had like pyrofreak587 or narcy89
6.the ones where you advertise your beliefs.like freethewhales or jesussaves316 or gaypride or some mush like that.
7.the slutty ones like 69sexymama69.in this you basically advertise that you spread you legs for cash.
im sure all of you can find at least 5 of the types listed in your buddy list.its sad isnt it?
7.movies that suck but people still go see them anyway.most recently you got served.you can tell this movie sucks because that fruit from b2k is in it but its the #1 movie in the country!it probly just a few thousand 10 year old girls who go see it 2000 times.just like titanic.
8.rich white people who try to act "ghetto" the definition of ghetto is poor.you cant be gheto when your parents earn upwards of 70k. a year.you just look like a fool.
9.smash moth.you may not know this but they did those stupid conjunction junction songs for school house rock.they used to be cool then they turned into panty waists an sing about verbs.
10. FCC,NRA,IRS,GPA,PETA, and all those other dumb acronyms that dont spell something witty.at least M.A.D.D.(mothers agaisnt drunk driving) is scary.the name and the institution.nobody wants a bunch of angry mothers after them for chugging a few beers and then getting in your car.even if you didnt hit anything,theyll still torch your house.
1.the white mans afro.many think that the mullet is the worst haircut.i strongly disagree because you dont see that as often as the white mans afro unless you live in a trailer park or west virginia.there is nothing worse than a pasty guy with curly hair that exceeds the maximum height limit of 2 inches.a perfect example of this is donna's dad from that 70's show.
2.valentines day.if you're a recluse like me you will understand. we're at home sobbing because everybody else is having sex and all we have is rhonda rubber girl the inflatible date.and those heart shaped chocolates piss me off too.why cant hershey just stick the rectangle shaped chocolates and not make me feel any worse?
3.Nascar.THIS IS NOT A SPORT!it consists of a really fast cars going around in an oval.nobody even watches the whole 1050503 laps and if you do you have way too much time on your hands(justin mcmillan).i always get pissed off at nascar because those asshats at fox air it when the simpsons are supposed to be on and instead i get a load of"high paced action car racing." nascar blows.and now george bush is trying to boost his popularity with the hicks by goin to the indy 500.
4.those idiotic sexual metaphors.i was talking about this the other day and i realized something.you know how everybodys always complaining that people these days have no imagination?you'd have to have a pretty broad imagination to make up a sexual metaphor much less understand what the people are trying to tell you.for example usually somebody says a compound word such as tomatopaste and another dumbass says"ill paste your tomatoes" .another one is somebodys talking about stuff and another person volunteers to what the other person is talking about. i.e steam shovels. so the person says"ill be your steam shovel"implying you'll be their bitch for the rest of your natural life.its amazing how people come up with these things.if anybody knows Mandy they know what im talking aobut
5.people who put lyrics in their info.some of the lyrics are good when theyre one verse or sumthing but when you put a whole friggin song in there it makes me angry.are you trying to sound deep?or do you just have nothing to say and cant stand to,god forbid,have your info blank for a few days?its usually pop songs that everybody else has already heard and is trying to get out of their head.then they click on you sn then the info button and the process starts all over again.
6.idiotic screen name's. i had thses posted in my info awhile ago and here they are again.:the guide lines for making a sn.
1.2hot4u69:this one has two components that are the worst combinations.the fisrst one is the too hot for you part.i hate this one because if your too hot for me why are you talking to me?the second one is all the numbers and letters substituted for words.4=for u=you
2=too.
2.daddys girl type sn's.thses one's just sound wrong.
3.ones with celebrity names in them like orlandoismychummy or shaq879
4.the ones with the never ending x's like xxxecko$$$xxx
5.ones with your phobia or the phobia you wish you had like pyrofreak587 or narcy89
6.the ones where you advertise your beliefs.like freethewhales or jesussaves316 or gaypride or some mush like that.
7.the slutty ones like 69sexymama69.in this you basically advertise that you spread you legs for cash.
im sure all of you can find at least 5 of the types listed in your buddy list.its sad isnt it?
7.movies that suck but people still go see them anyway.most recently you got served.you can tell this movie sucks because that fruit from b2k is in it but its the #1 movie in the country!it probly just a few thousand 10 year old girls who go see it 2000 times.just like titanic.
8.rich white people who try to act "ghetto" the definition of ghetto is poor.you cant be gheto when your parents earn upwards of 70k. a year.you just look like a fool.
9.smash moth.you may not know this but they did those stupid conjunction junction songs for school house rock.they used to be cool then they turned into panty waists an sing about verbs.
10. FCC,NRA,IRS,GPA,PETA, and all those other dumb acronyms that dont spell something witty.at least M.A.D.D.(mothers agaisnt drunk driving) is scary.the name and the institution.nobody wants a bunch of angry mothers after them for chugging a few beers and then getting in your car.even if you didnt hit anything,theyll still torch your house.