Baichi ISBI Legacy Challenge, Gen 1.1
Look! Look! I'm keeping it going...^__^
Previous chapters: 1.0
In the last episode, our lovely founder Jia met, captured moved in with Joe Carr *swoon*, and gave birth to her first child, Mei. This happened rather out of order as our dear Jia turned out to be a fertile little founder, and got accidentally pregnant (cure you ACR and risky pregnancy -_-;). No matter, having her first child young means we can focus on careering! :D
Now, onto the next episode!
A picture of Mei, eating her mum's hair. Well, babies do have tiny brains, so what can we expect, really?
Well, that's nice. Joe has fallen in love and looks OVERJOYED at the notion *rolls eyes* Meanwhile, Jia is vomiting at the sight of the lamp I bought her. Fine, bitch, I'll take away all your lights, is that what you want?!?
Ah, so he was angry because he was hungry. Well, we have a lovely outfitted kitchen, with a cooker and a fridge and even a dish-washer, so plates being unclean won't put you off eating.
Oh, okay then. I suppose you'll feed yourself after you feed Mei, right? I mean, yay for being a good parent but honestly, you need to stay alive too...
Umm...babies don't go on the floor, Joe. And why the frikk haven't you made yourself some food yet?!
Oh...I see. -__-; This legacy...I sense fail.
Well, I suppose this is better. I mean, you do have a nice double bed upstairs with a sexy lady sleeping in it but if you'd prefer the sofa, fine...
Eating: You're doing it wrong.
Damn, even Jia wasn't this bad when pregnant. Come on, Joe, you were doing so well before Mei was born...
Joe: "Look, I'm being useful!"
Yes, well done, you have picked up a stinky baby. Do you plan on changing her? No? You'll stand there and grin at me? FINE.
I thought she'd best propose, seen as he has had to deal with her and her hellspawn.
He seemed to approve...
Anyway, he goes back to looking after Mei while Jia's at work (per usual...honestly, she's never in the house now that she's not pregnant. Probably wise, don't need two people going insane). Notice, however, the large cloud of stank around Mei. I don't think she needs more food, I think she needs changing...
Stinky or not, Mei is growing up ^_^.
Aww, she's...interesting. Here's hoping she grows into that mouth...
Yay Jia! I love her so much! ^^ She's full of success and epicness! ^_^
And here is Mei, looking cute. I have to say, her looks are growing on me...^_^
I spoke too soon. Clearly her daddy spoiling her as a baby has turned her into something of a brat -_-;
*mutes game*
Well, crying got her a much needed bath.
And some food. *omnomnom*
Oh look, Joe's carpool has arrived (or helicopter pool? That's so frikkin awesome :D)
Oh, you'd rather bathe your kid in your suit than go to work?
And angrily read...*glares pointedly at the helicopter outside*
Do you not have better things to do???
Okay, I admit, this is cute, but DAMNIT YOU SHOULD BE AT WORK O_O;;;
Oh marvelous...-_-;
And now we have someone pissing themselves...excellent...
...and fire. Dear Lord, pregnancy brings out the fail in this family...-_-;
Jia: "Dafaq just happened???"
Oh Jia, you are too pretty to stay angry with *snuggles* It's okay, be as stupid and undomesticated as you like ^_^
Mei: "Hahaha, mummy made poptarts go BOOM!" *oms bottle*
Indeed, Mei...indeed...
*stares straight ahead*
Joe: "everythingsfineeverythingsfineeverythingsfine..."
Of course it is, bb...keep telling yourself that...^_^
Yay, Stinky!Jia managed to get another promotion. See, this is why I forgive her epic domestic fails *nods*
Joe proceeds to have a mental breakdown. Excellent.
So I bought him a picture of a sexy lady in a black dress. Dunno what it will do for his relationship, but he seems happier.
*POP*
Ah crap, this means the epic promotions will come to a stop...-_-;
And Mei is playing in the toilet. Lovely. Why do toddlers always do this??? *puke*
And a continuation of Joe's breakdown. Jia looks nonplussed
So Jia decided to get married to him to cheer him up. ^_^
Well, Jia's plan clearly backfired...
Joe: "OH GREAT NOW I'M STUCK HERE FOREVER!!!!!"
Jelly: *wobbles*
Jia: "What's wrong, darling??"
In an attempt to lessen the frequency at which Joe seemed to be having aneurysms, I employed a nanny to work full time while Jia should be working (she still turns up when Jia's on maternity leave, so it's all good).
And Mei skills. Aside from the screeching when stuck in her baby cage crib and playing in the toilet, she's a pretty sweet kid.
*POP*
Oh god, please don't be twins, please don't be twins...
Mei: *twitch*
What the hell you twitching yo fine eye about, missus?
Oh, the screeching in agony. I see.
I'm not sure this is something a child should see...never the less...
Welcome baby Yin, with her daddy's skin tone and her mummy's hair and eyes.
Until next time, folks!
Scoring:
Torch Holders: I
LTWs Achieved: 0
Self-Wettings: 0
Pass Out: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Deaths: 0
Fires: I
Fights: 0
Top of Careers: 0
Achieving Honor Roll: 0
Failing School: 0
Total Births: II
Previous chapters: 1.0
In the last episode, our lovely founder Jia met, captured moved in with Joe Carr *swoon*, and gave birth to her first child, Mei. This happened rather out of order as our dear Jia turned out to be a fertile little founder, and got accidentally pregnant (cure you ACR and risky pregnancy -_-;). No matter, having her first child young means we can focus on careering! :D
Now, onto the next episode!
A picture of Mei, eating her mum's hair. Well, babies do have tiny brains, so what can we expect, really?
Well, that's nice. Joe has fallen in love and looks OVERJOYED at the notion *rolls eyes* Meanwhile, Jia is vomiting at the sight of the lamp I bought her. Fine, bitch, I'll take away all your lights, is that what you want?!?
Ah, so he was angry because he was hungry. Well, we have a lovely outfitted kitchen, with a cooker and a fridge and even a dish-washer, so plates being unclean won't put you off eating.
Oh, okay then. I suppose you'll feed yourself after you feed Mei, right? I mean, yay for being a good parent but honestly, you need to stay alive too...
Umm...babies don't go on the floor, Joe. And why the frikk haven't you made yourself some food yet?!
Oh...I see. -__-; This legacy...I sense fail.
Well, I suppose this is better. I mean, you do have a nice double bed upstairs with a sexy lady sleeping in it but if you'd prefer the sofa, fine...
Eating: You're doing it wrong.
Damn, even Jia wasn't this bad when pregnant. Come on, Joe, you were doing so well before Mei was born...
Joe: "Look, I'm being useful!"
Yes, well done, you have picked up a stinky baby. Do you plan on changing her? No? You'll stand there and grin at me? FINE.
I thought she'd best propose, seen as he has had to deal with her and her hellspawn.
He seemed to approve...
Anyway, he goes back to looking after Mei while Jia's at work (per usual...honestly, she's never in the house now that she's not pregnant. Probably wise, don't need two people going insane). Notice, however, the large cloud of stank around Mei. I don't think she needs more food, I think she needs changing...
Stinky or not, Mei is growing up ^_^.
Aww, she's...interesting. Here's hoping she grows into that mouth...
Yay Jia! I love her so much! ^^ She's full of success and epicness! ^_^
And here is Mei, looking cute. I have to say, her looks are growing on me...^_^
I spoke too soon. Clearly her daddy spoiling her as a baby has turned her into something of a brat -_-;
*mutes game*
Well, crying got her a much needed bath.
And some food. *omnomnom*
Oh look, Joe's carpool has arrived (or helicopter pool? That's so frikkin awesome :D)
Oh, you'd rather bathe your kid in your suit than go to work?
And angrily read...*glares pointedly at the helicopter outside*
Do you not have better things to do???
Okay, I admit, this is cute, but DAMNIT YOU SHOULD BE AT WORK O_O;;;
Oh marvelous...-_-;
And now we have someone pissing themselves...excellent...
...and fire. Dear Lord, pregnancy brings out the fail in this family...-_-;
Jia: "Dafaq just happened???"
Oh Jia, you are too pretty to stay angry with *snuggles* It's okay, be as stupid and undomesticated as you like ^_^
Mei: "Hahaha, mummy made poptarts go BOOM!" *oms bottle*
Indeed, Mei...indeed...
*stares straight ahead*
Joe: "everythingsfineeverythingsfineeverythingsfine..."
Of course it is, bb...keep telling yourself that...^_^
Yay, Stinky!Jia managed to get another promotion. See, this is why I forgive her epic domestic fails *nods*
Joe proceeds to have a mental breakdown. Excellent.
So I bought him a picture of a sexy lady in a black dress. Dunno what it will do for his relationship, but he seems happier.
*POP*
Ah crap, this means the epic promotions will come to a stop...-_-;
And Mei is playing in the toilet. Lovely. Why do toddlers always do this??? *puke*
And a continuation of Joe's breakdown. Jia looks nonplussed
So Jia decided to get married to him to cheer him up. ^_^
Well, Jia's plan clearly backfired...
Joe: "OH GREAT NOW I'M STUCK HERE FOREVER!!!!!"
Jelly: *wobbles*
Jia: "What's wrong, darling??"
In an attempt to lessen the frequency at which Joe seemed to be having aneurysms, I employed a nanny to work full time while Jia should be working (she still turns up when Jia's on maternity leave, so it's all good).
And Mei skills. Aside from the screeching when stuck in her baby cage crib and playing in the toilet, she's a pretty sweet kid.
*POP*
Oh god, please don't be twins, please don't be twins...
Mei: *twitch*
What the hell you twitching yo fine eye about, missus?
Oh, the screeching in agony. I see.
I'm not sure this is something a child should see...never the less...
Welcome baby Yin, with her daddy's skin tone and her mummy's hair and eyes.
Until next time, folks!
Scoring:
Torch Holders: I
LTWs Achieved: 0
Self-Wettings: 0
Pass Out: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Deaths: 0
Fires: I
Fights: 0
Top of Careers: 0
Achieving Honor Roll: 0
Failing School: 0
Total Births: II