Baichi ISBI Legacy Challenge, Gen 1.0
So, I've decided to start a new legacy challenge. I always fail to upload these, because I am so full of fail, but NOT THIS TIME *rant*. I will use the new and shiney lj rich-text thingy to make it work (oh I have always failed to use it before lol). Anyway, this legacy challenge is the ISBI challenge. Baichi is the name of the legacy because it means idiot in Mandarin Chinese, and I am totally a Chinese-wannabe very partial to Chinese names (and the main character is Chinese ^_^). So, without further ado, let us enjoy THE NOW SHOW the idiots to come...
Meet Jia Baichi, the victim founder of this legacy. She totally wants to play with pretty test-tubes when she's finished slaving over skill-books. I forgot to include her turn-ons and turn-off, and I totally can't remember what they were...something to do with brown hair, I think....*wanders off*
Here, while I'm busy, look at some beautiful pictures of her house!
Yeah, there is a lot of black and white. Why? I don't know. I just thought it was the cheapest thing to buy cool.
The first thing Jia does is find a job. Cool. Doesn't pay all that much, but she can start that day (unlike those stupid jobs where the start time is at 9am grrrr) and it'll let her play with lovely colourful chemicals!
Being a bit of a lazy knowledge sim, Jia decides that the best thing to do in order to prepare for her new job is to watch the rugby. Hmm...*raises eyebrows*
Ah, excellent. Let's see how prepared you are after watching rugby...*noms red licorice, because it's the best flavour*
....
My thoughts exactly, bb. Never mind, plenty more jobs on the job tree in the news paper...
That's it, shimmy out all your rage. And what are you looking at, blondy?!
Me: What you doing?
Jia: Reading the newspaper *glare glare* I need a new job because YOU like red licorice D:<
Jia: *sob* I'm such a fail.
Me: ....*well, sort of*...
Luckily, her depression got derailed by a phone call by someone she met somewhere (seriously, I thought she'd only met blondy up there *points*, but this dude was pretty cute, looking at the picture in the corner)
After the phone call, we decided it was probably best to prepare a bit for her second first day of work. Rugby clearly didn't do much, so the traditional, albeit boring, course of action was taken.
:D Yay, apparently reading *does* work...*makes notes*
Jia: *pokerface* I'm awesome
As a reward for getting promoted, we went out on a sperm doner friend hunt.
Jia: I play violin!!!
Me: LIAR! You don't because I don't have that cc...
Jia: I'm so good, I even played in the theatre!
Me: NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!
Jia: *ignores*
Dude in blue shirt: Ah, I think I read about you in a review!
Jia: Did you?! That im--fabulous! Absolutely amazing!
Me: Amazing because you *don't* play violin????
Jia: Well, I am that good, I hope it was a good review! I like reading my own imaginary good reviews too!!!!
Me: *gives up*
Jia: So, since you liked the review so much, did you want to come back to mine and play with handcuffs?! ;D
Me: O___O;; this will not end well....
Yeah, I don't think that went down too well...let's scuttle!!!
Well, that's a nice surprise! Jia's friend was waiting for her when she got home, and Jia...decided to greet him in her undies? Well, I suppose if you got it, flaunt it, ey bb?
Well, that would explain *why* she is wandering about in her undies. I know I always walk around in front of people I fancy in my underpants...>.>
So she flirts...with the creepiest expression *ever* on her face, might I add!
Guess he liked the creepy face. Who knew?
O___O Well then...bit quick, don't you think Jia?
Jia: Shut up, I spoke to him on the phone for three hours, didn't I? That's like...an eternity!
Whatever you say, bb, whatever you say...
'(>.>) well...that's one dusty bed...*ignores woohoo-ing*
Oh crap...
Sometimes I really hate the risky pregnancy hack -__-;;
Well, pregnancy vomit clearly isn't worrying Jia. Perhaps she thought she merely ate some off seafood? This would explain why she went and skilled of her own accord...
Ooo, lets see if the studying has done any good! *lets the monkey do the work*
-____________-; FAIL
*pop*
Jia: WTF is this shit?
In a desperate plea to get someone to help fund the baby, she starts talking to blondy, who happens to be the friend of her baby daddy.
Blondy: I love music!
Jia: Oh really, me too! *overenthusiastic clap*
After buttering up his friend, she moves onto baby daddy (who's name is actually Joe Carr, it seems)
And tries to butter him up by promising to make him omelets. That would totally get me to stay around, have to admit...
Sadly, it seems Joe doesn't like the idea of her cooking omelets for him. Time for a new tactic!
It also looks like Jia's attempts at buttering up his friend have failed...
Blondy: Omfg dude, you CANNOT get involved with her further, she looks like a sumo wrestler!
Joe: But I think it's my fault *moral panic*
*minus minus*
Continuing her impersonation of a sumo wrestler, Jia has her second *pop*
Why is this picture here? Because I thought it was a) cute, and b) showed just how huuuge her belly is. Twins?? Please dear god no....
Joe obviously feels a bit bad about the sumo wrestler comment, because he came round again and gave her a back massage.
And then talked about all the presents he'll buy his unborn child. Jia looks unimpressed...
Joe: I'll even buy it a plane!!!
This clearly pleased Jia a bit more...gold digger *rolls eyes*
Just to seal the deal, she decides to eat his face.
Jia: OMNOMNOM >:D
Ooo, well done Jia. Er...your success-face is a bit terrifying, however. Clearly coming into $15,000 makes her eye twitch...can't say I'd blame her, I would probably twitch too.
So, the lovely money let me make the house bigger and more black and white! I've got a theme going...:D
Sadly, all Joe did was bitch about the windows. YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY YOU HAVE WINDOWS AT ALL!!! THAT MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN SPENT ON A TELESCOPE!!! *rage*
He then proceeds to bitch about being tired. Dude, there is a bed in the bedroom. Go sleep if you are tired *twitching has started already*
But no time for that because...
BABY TIIIIIME!!!!
Joe: Omg thank goodness for that, you're just giving birth! I thought you'd discovered more disgusting windows!
It's a girl! Meet baby Mei! She's got her mummy's skin tone and eyes, and her daddy's brown hair!
Well, that's all for now folks.
NEXT TIME....
-Will Jia and Joe ever get married?
-Will Jia ever be successful with chance cards?
-Will Joe successfully find the bed?
-Will Mia ever be in her cot, or is it the floor for her?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE ADVENTURES OF...THE BAICHI LEGACY!!!!
Scoring:
Torch Holders: I
LTWs Achieved: 0
Self-Wettings: 0
Pass Out: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Deaths: 0
Fires: 0
Fights: 0
Top of Careers: 0
Achieving Honor Roll: 0
Failing School: 0
Total Births: I