Dearest ElJay:
I just simply cannot grapple with you anymore.
If you would like to visit your old High School and College crush, you can visit me here, ElJay...
http://tralfamadorewaslame.blogspot.com/ I'm so sorry, and I hope you don't hate me. But I just can't get over some of the ridiculous posts I used to make here.
With much {diminished} dignity, I bid thee farewell... For now.
~/tilde Collin, your Young Adult Lover