Conversation with my cousin xD
Me: This is SO my child. Curly hair, and everything!
Danielle: It IS your child, lol.
Me: The curly hair genes are too strong to NOT get passed on.
Danielle: I can't wait for you to have a baby now. Curly-haired baby. Have one. STAT!
Me: My uterus has been extra needy as of late. Fucking springtime.
Danielle: lol. My cousin Taylor? Extremely cute curly-haired baby. So now they're my favorite babies ever.
Me: See, if I had a kid, you'd probably have to wait until s/he was two before there'd be any curly hair. I didn't have any hair at all until I was two, and then it was like, POOF.
Danielle: Maybe. Get. On. With. It.