For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.
Dear Music Theory Advanced Placement Test,
I would like to thank you for wasting five hours of my life this morning. I'm pretty sure I would have been more successful in taking an AP Chinese language test...and though it may be hard to believe, I don't know Chinese. I would also like to give my regards to your accomplice, Mr. David Langley. His inadequate prepartion of his AP students made taking the test that much more enjoyable.
Yours faithfully,
Caroline
(Note: I'm sure had I listened to my teacher at all in music theory class, I would have had a slight idea of what I was doing...)
First day of practice, did I choose to attend? No. And so the final season begins.