If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?
Alright...so yesterday at work I saw THE BEST thing that I have seen in quite a while. So this old man walks up to the counter, and...well let me give you a visual here. Picture the 1996 classic comedy "Kingpin". Now picture the last 15 minutes of the movie where they are competing in the bowling competition. Now if you remember correctly, Bill Murray has an awful comb-over and it starts to flap around and fall to the side and it looks disgusting. Well this old man has the same thing. I wanted so hard to laugh and ask him to pose for a picture or something...but that would be un-professional.
Well I decided that it's just too hard to picture in one's head and I provided a picture for you:
Now keep in mind said old man did not have it as bad as Mr. Murray...but it was close.
So today Tommy decided to pour water onto my lap, making it look like I had peed in my pants. Luckily it was in 6th period and I was able to go to the bathroom and dry it off before school ended. I was mad.
Well I decided that it's just too hard to picture in one's head and I provided a picture for you:
Now keep in mind said old man did not have it as bad as Mr. Murray...but it was close.
So today Tommy decided to pour water onto my lap, making it look like I had peed in my pants. Luckily it was in 6th period and I was able to go to the bathroom and dry it off before school ended. I was mad.