I'll be alright when my hands get warm

Oct 14, 2004 22:24


This has got to be the shortest amount of time to elapse between posts.  It will never happen again.

Stat test tomorrow...will my performance be sticker-chart worthy?  Most likely not.  How is it that in four years of highschool, I feel the most motivated to get good grades on tests because it will result in my name and an apple sticker on a laminated chart?

So I've been alive for a little more than 18 years, and in those 18 years I have become familiar with one type of ketchup: Heinz.  Heinz ketchup has served as a hamburger and french-fry accessory in the Murphy house more times than I care to count.  One day I sit down at the table and there it is: a bottle of Hunt's ketchup.  My mother claims she bought it because "It was buy one get one free."  When is ketchup ever buy one get one free?  I believe we all know the real reason...

The Kerry campaign is now $3 poorer (more accurately 50 cents poorer because that's probably the amount of profit that would be received).

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