My tweets

[murlesbrazen]

• Thu, 15:37: What happened to that bitch with the tumblr who vowed to eat junk food whenever someone told her she was fat/unhealthy. I hope she died.
• Thu, 16:09: according to the FDA, pizza is a vegetable
• Fri, 06:35: Here come the tanks.
• Fri, 07:21: The "White hat" is the new turban.