Wonka Wisdom!
In honor of the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie, I have gathered some rather brilliant, and not so shiny, words of wisdom from the Lord of the Loompas:
~We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it.
~Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
~So shines a good deed in a weary world
~**my favorite!**~ A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.
~We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
~You should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
~No, no, don't speak--for some moments in life there are no words.
~Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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I found this on rottentomatoes.com and felt it had to be shared with all. Concerning Hose of Wax one critic said, " Paris Hilton is the least of the film's problems, and when Paris Hilton is the least of your problems, you know you're in trouble." No kidding...really?? I feel watching her die was a fulfilling expereience though, and by that point in the movie you're seriously pulling for the bad guy to go ahead and finish her.
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More on my Squirrel conspiracy theory:
I think they have something against Asian people. I 've only seen the squirrels drop things on them. Maybe the Asians are onto them and they dont like it.I couldnt find my belt this morning, and I think the Squirrels may be on to the fact that Im onto their nefarious plot for world domination. I think I distinctly heard chatter coming from somewhere in my room...Maybe I shouldnt have written to you about my theories on their activities. I may be in great danger now.. I think the squirrels I saw throwing acorns we assassins. They cant hold leathal weapons, so they are resourceful and going in the cruel and unusual manner of killing. I am beginning to suspect chipmunks as well. I have gathered that their organization is called Auburn Coalition Of Rodent Nusinces (A.C.O.R.N.) I also suspect that they have been following me to 4th Street when I play pool. and purposely making balls not go down when they logically should...I will keep you posted on their contacts as I gather more recon...the pastor, Steve Scoggins, at FBCO is a major candidate.
I cant say any more....I think they're coming.....
~We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it.
~Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
~So shines a good deed in a weary world
~**my favorite!**~ A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.
~We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
~You should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
~No, no, don't speak--for some moments in life there are no words.
~Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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I found this on rottentomatoes.com and felt it had to be shared with all. Concerning Hose of Wax one critic said, " Paris Hilton is the least of the film's problems, and when Paris Hilton is the least of your problems, you know you're in trouble." No kidding...really?? I feel watching her die was a fulfilling expereience though, and by that point in the movie you're seriously pulling for the bad guy to go ahead and finish her.
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More on my Squirrel conspiracy theory:
I think they have something against Asian people. I 've only seen the squirrels drop things on them. Maybe the Asians are onto them and they dont like it.I couldnt find my belt this morning, and I think the Squirrels may be on to the fact that Im onto their nefarious plot for world domination. I think I distinctly heard chatter coming from somewhere in my room...Maybe I shouldnt have written to you about my theories on their activities. I may be in great danger now.. I think the squirrels I saw throwing acorns we assassins. They cant hold leathal weapons, so they are resourceful and going in the cruel and unusual manner of killing. I am beginning to suspect chipmunks as well. I have gathered that their organization is called Auburn Coalition Of Rodent Nusinces (A.C.O.R.N.) I also suspect that they have been following me to 4th Street when I play pool. and purposely making balls not go down when they logically should...I will keep you posted on their contacts as I gather more recon...the pastor, Steve Scoggins, at FBCO is a major candidate.
I cant say any more....I think they're coming.....