Sep 10, 2011 00:06
If I was turned into a guy for a day, I'll admit the first thing I would do, as soon as I got over the whole, "Whoa, that dick was so not there when I went to bed last night" thing, I'd probably jerk off. I mean, come on, what girl hasn't wondered? And following the jacking off, I'd probably try to get laid, by a dude, in order to actually understand how gay sex works from an experiential standpoint. Also, blowjob.
Is it horrible that my priorities when it comes to waking up as a dude all have to do with sex? Honestly, that's all I really wonder about guys.
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