MMM of this weekend- Mr. Schmaldeinst getting the bouncy ball stuck in the lightbulb?!
I HAD THE MOST AWESOMERESTEREST WEEKEND EVER!
Friday- Work to close with Elyse :). It was fun, Elyse had to keep shitting because that's what vegetables and fiber does to you! It was a good night.
Saturday- Got up super early and bought my bathingsuit/black peasant-like shirt. I drove out to Valley View and played the first two plays for Jekyll and Hyde. I love that play!I love that band! I LOVE KRISTI AND LAURA AND MR. SCHMALDEINST!! So I drove Matthew and myself back to my house, making a pitstop in Centralia (foggy windows woo wooo woooooooo!). Got home and went to bed.
Sunday- Woke up and went to church. Left and went to the Mahanoy Concert for UNICO. It rained :(. So Matt and I ditched and flew back to Valley View for the final show of Jekyll and Hyde. We went to his house, ate, and then I came home.
Today- Memorial day parades. I had like an assload of cheesefries man :). Went to Aunt Wendy's. Fun times.
And to end...Kristi and I's AWESOME MAD-LIB!
HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU HAVE A COLD?
You can always tell when you're getting a cold because your
TRASHCAN will feel stuffy and you will have a
WHEELache. The first thing to do is to take a couple of
BULLETS. Then get into yourGLASS and
rest, and drink plenty of ETHER. Sometimes it's fun
being sick. food is brought to you on a CLOCK so you
can eat and watch TV, and your temperature is taken by putting a
DEER in your MARY-KATE OLSEN. If your temperature
goes over 48, 972 degrees, a doctor should be called.
He will thump you on the HYMEN and say, "GOLLY GEE!"
Then he will ask you what FISH you ate the night before and x-ray your stomach.
finally, he will give you SHITTY advice on how to get
well. If you do just what he says, you'll feel DEVONESQUE in no time at all!
ENJOY!
Friday- Work to close with Elyse :). It was fun, Elyse had to keep shitting because that's what vegetables and fiber does to you! It was a good night.
Saturday- Got up super early and bought my bathingsuit/black peasant-like shirt. I drove out to Valley View and played the first two plays for Jekyll and Hyde. I love that play!I love that band! I LOVE KRISTI AND LAURA AND MR. SCHMALDEINST!! So I drove Matthew and myself back to my house, making a pitstop in Centralia (foggy windows woo wooo woooooooo!). Got home and went to bed.
Sunday- Woke up and went to church. Left and went to the Mahanoy Concert for UNICO. It rained :(. So Matt and I ditched and flew back to Valley View for the final show of Jekyll and Hyde. We went to his house, ate, and then I came home.
Today- Memorial day parades. I had like an assload of cheesefries man :). Went to Aunt Wendy's. Fun times.
And to end...Kristi and I's AWESOME MAD-LIB!
HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU HAVE A COLD?
You can always tell when you're getting a cold because your
TRASHCAN will feel stuffy and you will have a
WHEELache. The first thing to do is to take a couple of
BULLETS. Then get into yourGLASS and
rest, and drink plenty of ETHER. Sometimes it's fun
being sick. food is brought to you on a CLOCK so you
can eat and watch TV, and your temperature is taken by putting a
DEER in your MARY-KATE OLSEN. If your temperature
goes over 48, 972 degrees, a doctor should be called.
He will thump you on the HYMEN and say, "GOLLY GEE!"
Then he will ask you what FISH you ate the night before and x-ray your stomach.
finally, he will give you SHITTY advice on how to get
well. If you do just what he says, you'll feel DEVONESQUE in no time at all!
ENJOY!