So baby, what's your sign?
"Your big ideals about relationships don't always match up with reality. Even now, you might be trying to figure out what's really going on. You have attracted someone into your life who is confusing you as he or she attempts to transform you. Use your highly discriminating logical mind to decide what you want out of this situation and then lay your cards out on the table. Once you know where you are going, there's no reason to hide your intentions. "
It's like gemini are cursed to have these things make no goddamn sense. i mean i "get it" in the larger sense. what bothers me is being told to make some giant change in how i live every day and being expected to have altered my life in time for tomorows imposible request. fuck that.
I know they're all kinda vague. but it seems like it's always "Virgo: keep your eyes open and free money will come your way." "Capricorn: Focus on work this week and a promotion is in your future." "Gemini: Yeah...you know that thing you do? Fucking stop that. Why can't you be more like Taurus? Taurus doesn't do that shit."
the whole fucking world's against me. i swear.
this is why my weekend shall be spent at the carnival. i'm gonna ride the tilt-a-wirl and the himalaya til I puke pizza and kettle corn all over the carnies running them.
edit: oh and i changed the layout thing on my journal. it's got martinis now becos i'm so fucking classy that i put olives in my vodka call it a straight vodka martini like i did a magic trick and made it a difrent drink.