Das Updator
What up fool ass bitches? Shit, this six-figga nigga's been a busy motherfucker. Working mad hours at the Homeless, feeling up my sexy girlfriend Kristen, venturing into a galaxy far, far away and busting up some b-ball. The last couple of weeks have been going pretty good. Work is slowly down a bit, so that kinda sucks....I wonder if I'll have to work weekends still? Oh well, fuck the man!
Recently, parties have been going on. I fucking hate work or else I would stay longer. I play some pong then get up out. Ehh, I guess its still a chance to see my friends and shit. I still hit the club once a week atleast. Thats another good time to see my pals. Though it has been getting kinda slow there too....same music, same people, blah. Oh well, eventually everyone will stop going and that'll be that.
Next, the coming ups. EPIC! Yay! I love EPIC, maybe its because Im the best character there? Yeah...thats probably it. Oh well, I tend to do that to LARPs. Guess its my stunningly excellent personality...or maybe its my dashing good looks....either way, I rule. Rumor has it there is some kinda con coming up at the end of this month. Post me more info in a comment someone.
Movies....lets see, I saw Resident Evil 2...sucked. Fuck that movie....they are getting the running zombie effect now. This quote sums up the movie..."Lets take refuge from that rise from the dead virus in this FRESHLY DUG CEMETARY" You fucking twat caves. Great idea.
Lemme tell you of a better movie, HERO! If you liked Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, you'll love Hero. It kicks ass with flying sword battles and crazy fucking floppy spear death! Yeah! Anyways, the only thing bad about that movie was the 20 niggers behind me with cellphones and kids. What a combo...who would have thought?
Finally, I fucking rule. Here is a list why.
1.) Im Jack Diesel
2.) Manowar HAILS to me!
3.) I put the Sig in HEIL!
4.) I can drop kick Bill Powell in the eyeball!
5.) I slap bitches.
Thats it. Dont like this post...FUCK YOU! Im better then you....refence the above chart if you are unsure. Im out nigger, thats real!
Recently, parties have been going on. I fucking hate work or else I would stay longer. I play some pong then get up out. Ehh, I guess its still a chance to see my friends and shit. I still hit the club once a week atleast. Thats another good time to see my pals. Though it has been getting kinda slow there too....same music, same people, blah. Oh well, eventually everyone will stop going and that'll be that.
Next, the coming ups. EPIC! Yay! I love EPIC, maybe its because Im the best character there? Yeah...thats probably it. Oh well, I tend to do that to LARPs. Guess its my stunningly excellent personality...or maybe its my dashing good looks....either way, I rule. Rumor has it there is some kinda con coming up at the end of this month. Post me more info in a comment someone.
Movies....lets see, I saw Resident Evil 2...sucked. Fuck that movie....they are getting the running zombie effect now. This quote sums up the movie..."Lets take refuge from that rise from the dead virus in this FRESHLY DUG CEMETARY" You fucking twat caves. Great idea.
Lemme tell you of a better movie, HERO! If you liked Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, you'll love Hero. It kicks ass with flying sword battles and crazy fucking floppy spear death! Yeah! Anyways, the only thing bad about that movie was the 20 niggers behind me with cellphones and kids. What a combo...who would have thought?
Finally, I fucking rule. Here is a list why.
1.) Im Jack Diesel
2.) Manowar HAILS to me!
3.) I put the Sig in HEIL!
4.) I can drop kick Bill Powell in the eyeball!
5.) I slap bitches.
Thats it. Dont like this post...FUCK YOU! Im better then you....refence the above chart if you are unsure. Im out nigger, thats real!