004 ✿ Ceithir

[murderpuppy]

A.  Action/phone from 919 Bilko

Gilgamesh had invited Connla over for one purpose: to get drunk.

They had succeeded.

An undisclosed amount of alcohol later-- not that Connla would have been coherent enough to count all those bottles even if he had wanted to-- there one drunk boy and one pretending-to-be-drunk boy hanging around.  So, for all intents

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[phone]

[fated_blade]

Wh-what the hell are you two doing?!

[phone]

[kinpika]

Oh! Is your refrigerator running?

[phone]

[fated_blade]

wha--What are you talking about?

[phone]

[kinpika]

Is it?

[phone]

[fated_blade]

It is working...if that is what you mean.

[phone]

[kinpika]

......that was a waste.

[phone]

[fated_blade]

what are you babbling about?

...are you drunk?

[phone]

[kinpika]

No, I'm not drunk at all!

[phone]

[fated_blade]

Then what are you doing?

[phone]

[kinpika]

I'm training a new secret technique all servants in modern day should be trained to do.

[phone]

[fated_blade]

Secret technique...? What is that?

[phone]

[kinpika]

Prank calling.

[phone]

[fated_blade]

...is it useful?

[phone]

[kinpika]

Very useful! You can't be a good servant without knowing how to do this.

[phone]

[fated_blade]

...is that so...

[Of all the crappy things he is...she knows he isn't a liar]

Then I suppose I should learn.

[phone]

[kinpika]

I'll leave it to you then, Saber.