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SC still sucks, always has, always will.
none of you even have the slightest idea (well, maybe slight...but still not close) how happy i am. i woke up this morning with a smile on my face, and the cheers of our fans at the rose bowl still ringing in my ears like sweet sweet music.
i challenge any SC fan to talk shit to me. i'll shoot your kneecaps out with my words--yes, they're that powerful.
when i see trojan colors, i want to kill. it's in my blood. first and foremost, i am a bruin. i wouldn't even say that first and foremost i am a human being--I AM A BRUIN. my loyalty will never disintegrate like the pathetic college football bandwagoners who abandon their team at the drop of a hat.
i saw actually a lot of SC fans--sporting their sweat-stained SC hats--in brand new UCLA shirts. maybe SC should use their private funding to buy better fans instead of plastic surgery and fake tans for their cheerleaders. WE LIVE IN FUCKING SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. THERE SHOULDN'T BE A NEED FOR A FAKE FUCKING TAN.
anyways, i'm off to go make more trojans cry. i'm not going to stop. every SC fan i see (i can actually smell SC fans from miles away: they wreak of downtown LA raw sewage and bum urine) will be taunted and harassed. i'll probably get shot in the next week... but that won't matter cuz i'll come back as a ghost and haunt pete carroll till the day he dies.
speaking of good ol' petey, i have his balls in a jar beside my bed and i'm not giving them back. they're MINE.
none of you even have the slightest idea (well, maybe slight...but still not close) how happy i am. i woke up this morning with a smile on my face, and the cheers of our fans at the rose bowl still ringing in my ears like sweet sweet music.
i challenge any SC fan to talk shit to me. i'll shoot your kneecaps out with my words--yes, they're that powerful.
when i see trojan colors, i want to kill. it's in my blood. first and foremost, i am a bruin. i wouldn't even say that first and foremost i am a human being--I AM A BRUIN. my loyalty will never disintegrate like the pathetic college football bandwagoners who abandon their team at the drop of a hat.
i saw actually a lot of SC fans--sporting their sweat-stained SC hats--in brand new UCLA shirts. maybe SC should use their private funding to buy better fans instead of plastic surgery and fake tans for their cheerleaders. WE LIVE IN FUCKING SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. THERE SHOULDN'T BE A NEED FOR A FAKE FUCKING TAN.
anyways, i'm off to go make more trojans cry. i'm not going to stop. every SC fan i see (i can actually smell SC fans from miles away: they wreak of downtown LA raw sewage and bum urine) will be taunted and harassed. i'll probably get shot in the next week... but that won't matter cuz i'll come back as a ghost and haunt pete carroll till the day he dies.
speaking of good ol' petey, i have his balls in a jar beside my bed and i'm not giving them back. they're MINE.