Jan 05, 2006 10:58
AHHH!!! YOU FUCKING TROJANS!!! YOU LOST YOU MOTHER FUCKERS! YOU FUCKED UP THE BIG GAME! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
i can't believe it. the best part about that game was being in a pizza place waiting for my car keys that i lost to be returned to me while being surrounded by trojan fans. THE LOOKS ON YOUR FACES! PRICELESS. like someone fucking declined all of your credit cards. i couldn't help but gloat. i'll admit, i'm not a texas fan... but you should all know how the saying goes (my two favorite teams are UCLA and whoever's playing usc). and all you fucking trojans do is talk fucking shit. it's all you do. but you know what, YOU CAN'T TALK GOOD SHIT ABOUT A TEAM THAT JUST PISSED ON YOUR 34-GAME WINNING STREAK.
it feels so good to not be a trojan fan right now--like you wouldn't fucking believe.
did you see reggie bush fuck it up for you fucking royally? ahhh, that lateral was the death of him. you know he won the heisman by only 8 votes? crazy, huh? we all know who should have won it.
i don't think i've ever met a fucking trojan that actually spoke up after a loss and was like, "hey, i'm a trojan fan. blah blah blah. let's have an intelligent discussion about the game blah blah blah." it doesn't exist cuz all you bitches do is talk shit. you can't talk shit to a team that just BEAT YOUR ASS. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
now all of you trojans go crawl back into your--wherever you're from...like mexico or something--so the rest of the nation can fucking CELEBRATE!
i love me. i love joann. i love the ganja.