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You live in the Midwest when...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"
You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.
You know what game they're playing when the Mud Hens take on the Clippers
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You know what pop is.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"
You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.
You know what game they're playing when the Mud Hens take on the Clippers
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You know what pop is.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.