I'm just sayin'.
Tonight, my dad turned that Sarah Palin show on to play while we decorated the tree so we could laugh at it. And jeez. I paused to actually watch it a few times. It was mostly montage! Montage with voiceover. What do people really expect to get out of watching something like that? It's ridiculous. Though I did enjoy getting to see a caribou heart. That thing was fucking huge.
I don't understand reality TV. They're all either inane or some elaborate form of torture for the people on the show. Sometimes even both!
Then Dad changed channels and found Ma's Roadhouse, which he thinks is hilarious for that woman's voice. (Dr. Mrs. The Monarch will sound like that when she gets old… if she starts chain-smoking right now .) But the funniest part, I think, was when some guy asked for some dude's blessing to marry his daughter, and the dude was basically like, "If you ever hit my daughter, I've got this shotgun right here. See? And sometimes that's not always handy, so I've got my handgun right here." That was great.
In conclusion, everyone involved in a reality TV show is probably insane.
I don't understand reality TV. They're all either inane or some elaborate form of torture for the people on the show. Sometimes even both!
Then Dad changed channels and found Ma's Roadhouse, which he thinks is hilarious for that woman's voice. (Dr. Mrs. The Monarch will sound like that when she gets old… if she starts chain-smoking right now .) But the funniest part, I think, was when some guy asked for some dude's blessing to marry his daughter, and the dude was basically like, "If you ever hit my daughter, I've got this shotgun right here. See? And sometimes that's not always handy, so I've got my handgun right here." That was great.
In conclusion, everyone involved in a reality TV show is probably insane.