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[murderedhearts]

For the past few days, my life has closely resembled the song "Bananas and Blow". Mainly the part of the song where they sing "stuck in my cabana, living on bananas and blow". Except I'm doing the fatter version of that, which is bananas and bagels. Basically all I've done for the past few days is sit around eating bananas and bagels. Bananas and blow would definitely be lower in calories, but much more costly. Also, I don't really have the time or desire to sit around being coked out of my head.

I have five bananas and eight bagels left. I kind of wish it was the other way around.