My Letters To Santa!!

Dec 05, 2005 13:20

Naughty??


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I pulled over and changed capturedribbons's flat tire (15 points). Last Sunday I helped lazy_divey hide a body (-173 points). In August I pushed grega in the mud (-17 points). In September I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-214 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
Murderdolls502

Or Nice??


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I bought porn for hpelesstragdy (10 points). Last Wednesday I gave manichandpuppet a kidney (1000 points). In September I gave dreamsrfree a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In November I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Monday I pulled over and changed industrialgod's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1720 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
Murderdolls502

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