CREEPY. CREEP. CREE. CRE. CR. C. .

Feb 22, 2005 21:38

hahahahahaha! i feel the need to write about this little incident.
ok what's the first thing that happens to you when you first sign on AIM or AOL whatever you have?
1- you usually sit there and look up and down your BL to see who is on and who to IM
or
2- some of your friends IM you right away.
in my case, i decided to IM my friend just to see how she was doing and it turns out that the conversation would not go like i wanted it to...or pictured it to.

and it goes something like this...

velvet aura7: yoo
ThirdClass Skank: YES!
ThirdClass Skank: go to myspace
ThirdClass Skank: and read the message i sent you
velvet aura7: hahaha alright
velvet aura7: should i be scuured?
velvet aura7: haha
ThirdClass Skank: its funny as hell...


so i log onto myspace and this was the message i recieved from meghan...

nflfootball83: hey
ThirdClass Skank: ..hi
nflfootball83: whats up
nflfootball83: wheree do u live i forgot
ThirdClass Skank: .....cranford
nflfootball83: oh
nflfootball83: do u have a bf
ThirdClass Skank: ...why do you want to know??
nflfootball83: jw
ThirdClass Skank: well there's something that makes you want to know if i have a boyfriend
nflfootball83: do u
ThirdClass Skank: if i say yes will you leave me alone?
nflfootball83: maybe
ThirdClass Skank: damn it all
nflfootball83: do u
ThirdClass Skank: tell me why you care so much
nflfootball83: cause i want to know
ThirdClass Skank: why?
nflfootball83: ur hot
ThirdClass Skank: ......uh kay?
nflfootball83: do u
ThirdClass Skank: i'm a lesbian
nflfootball83: no ur not
ThirdClass Skank: yes i am
nflfootball83: how come i dont believe
ThirdClass Skank: who do you think steph is?!
nflfootball83: idk
ThirdClass Skank: my girlfriend
ThirdClass Skank: DUH
nflfootball83: Who is she
ThirdClass Skank: she's my girlfriend.
nflfootball83: will u go out with me
ThirdClass Skank: no i have a girlfriend
nflfootball83: Please
ThirdClass Skank: no.
ThirdClass Skank: i liek chicks
nflfootball83: Y not
ThirdClass Skank: because i <3 VAGINA
nflfootball83: Is steph online
ThirdClass Skank: why do you care?
nflfootball83: Because

meanwhile, meghan and i conversed about this and came to a conclusion that we should play along with it and pretend we are going out. (OH one minor detail that i left out...the reason why meghan said we were going out is because on her profile it says "I HEART FATHEAD AND STEPH" and she was using the excuse that we were going out because it would be all that much more entertaining...despite that she has a boyfriend.)

so it carried on...
my conversation with the creepster.

nflfootball83: Hey
velvet aura7: hey, how's is going
nflfootball83: Great u
velvet aura7: im good...so i hear that you don't believe that i am going out with meghan
velvet aura7: she's my girlfriend
nflfootball83: Do you have a cell phone
velvet aura7: I LOVE MEGHAN SHE'S THE BEST LESBIAN EVER!!!!! and you can't have her!
velvet aura7: she's hot.
nflfootball83: do u have a cell phone
nflfootball83: do u
nflfootball83: do u have a cell phone
velvet aura7: i wouldn't give you my cellphone number because you don't deserve it. you are just JEALOUS that meghan and i are going out. YOU know that we are a cute adorable couple and you wish you could be me but unfourtunatly you CAN'T!
nflfootball83: ok
nflfootball83: can i please have ur number
nflfootball83: r u there
nflfootball83: can i have u
velvet aura7: FUCK NO!

while he was talking to me and was askign meghan for her cellphone number as well...

nflfootball83: To text u or call u
ThirdClass Skank: why
nflfootball83: y not
ThirdClass Skank: man you're just plain creepy
nflfootball83: y not
ThirdClass Skank: YOU ARE CREEPY
nflfootball83: how
ThirdClass Skank: one i dont fuckign know you and you're all "gimmie your number, go out with me"
ThirdClass Skank: fuck you man

we ended up blocking the creepy guy. wooo, that was comic relief but creepy as hell.
all in all, how could people be like this? how do they have the guts to IM someone and ask for their cellphone numbers when they never ever met. Who in their right minds do they think they are? Eww, it's just simply and plainly gross. IT'S DISTURBING. case closed.
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