Here's a story for the kids
Okay, so as I was flipping through the channels and Usher came on singing about his "confessions" blah blah blah, while looking at himself in a mirror and groping himself.
So I was like if Usher can do that, so can I. So I came up with some--without the groping and mirror:
- Whenever My Favorite Accident comes on by Motion City Soundtrack I impersonate Jesse, the
keyboardist/moogist on my keyboard. Yes, with the flip thing he does, too. I'm ashamed.
- I had the hugest crush on the blue power ranger when I was little.
- I always wanted to go to a therapist.
- I want to punch someone in the face really bad.
- I thought I had cancer for a whole week.
- This one episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark still scares me to this very day.
- I have more, but I can't tell you.
BUT
I also have this dream in which Tom Welling comes up to crying telling me that he got raped. This has happened several times. I swear though, if I ever see him in real life--he better watch out. He'll end up crying in real life.
Now I told mine. So fess up with yours.
I'm also leaving to go to Boston tomorrow.
I will be back on Tuesday.
And Gloria, don't read this until tomorrow, but:
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Gloooorrrriiiiaaaaa. Happy Birthday to you!!! <33
<3
So I was like if Usher can do that, so can I. So I came up with some--without the groping and mirror:
- Whenever My Favorite Accident comes on by Motion City Soundtrack I impersonate Jesse, the
keyboardist/moogist on my keyboard. Yes, with the flip thing he does, too. I'm ashamed.
- I had the hugest crush on the blue power ranger when I was little.
- I always wanted to go to a therapist.
- I want to punch someone in the face really bad.
- I thought I had cancer for a whole week.
- This one episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark still scares me to this very day.
- I have more, but I can't tell you.
BUT
I also have this dream in which Tom Welling comes up to crying telling me that he got raped. This has happened several times. I swear though, if I ever see him in real life--he better watch out. He'll end up crying in real life.
Now I told mine. So fess up with yours.
I'm also leaving to go to Boston tomorrow.
I will be back on Tuesday.
And Gloria, don't read this until tomorrow, but:
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Gloooorrrriiiiaaaaa. Happy Birthday to you!!! <33
<3