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[murder_candy]

What the hell is this supposed to be?! This isn't my room, and this isn't the Ark! I demand to know what's going on right now, and I- I-

There's something on my back...?

. . .

Well... okay, I'll admit, they're completely adorable, but what are these things supposed to be? Can I actually use them...

Oooh.

Fluttery~ ♥

But where the fuck am I? Earl? Tiki

Comments

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[emerald_archive]

Didn't think I'd be seein' you again.

[murder_candy]

And I was so dearly hoping I'd get to see you~ ♥

[emerald_archive]

That so? I make a good impression on ya?

[murder_candy]

You're such a fun little toy~ ♥

[emerald_archive]

Heh, first time I've been called that. Too bad I don't plan on bein' your toy ever again.

[murder_candy]

Would you prefer doll? I never thought of a dress, but now that you mention it~

[emerald_archive]

Nah, don't think I've got the legs to wear a skirt. Think I'll keep to bein' myself, not a toy or doll, thanks.

[murder_candy]

Oh, that's quite fine~ I can make you anything you want, if you'd like~

[emerald_archive]

Thanks for the offer, but I think I'd rather stay myself.

[murder_candy]

Aw, you're sure~?

You could live your dearest dreams forever~

[emerald_archive]

Don't think I'd wanna see your version of my 'dearest dreams,' babe. Thanks, but no thanks.