This just in: Just because you own a PC doesn't mean you're better than the rest of us.
Fresh off of Facebook:
Hayley Long OH FUCK YOU APPLE, WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND BE INCOMPATIBLE WITH FUCKING EVERYTHING. Now I can't play Fallout 3.
Chris Danger Macioci
Hah. Apples.
I have fallout 3.
On my pc.
Hayley Long
Shut up, it's my mother's computer.
I need a new laptop before college.
Amy Smith
Calm yourself, Hayley. How do you think I feel--I haven't been able to play Ragnarok in at least a month. I'm investigating how to fix this problem.
Chris Danger Macioci
Hah, you can't even play ragnarok. I played the prerelease of Ragnarok 2.
It sucks.
Hayley Long
Hey, I haven't had my Warcrack for the last month either, and only now am I snapping!
Amy Smith
Chris, you have a small dick. Shut up. We don't care.
Chris Danger Macioci
WoW was boring. But then. I tried 4 private servers in one day.
WoW is mac-compatible, isn't it?
Chris Danger Macioci
Amy, you are a poster-child for contraceptive.
Amy Smith
Damn straight.
Hayley Long
I was stuck on Nantucket for a month with a computer that blocked everything thing but the internet.
Hayley Long
And no, that would be me.
Amy Smith
Holier-than-thou pricks aside, http://www.virtualbox.org/ I'm still trying to get it to work, but the XP ISO I have must be faulty or something. There's also the option to dual-boot Windows on a Mac, but that's kind of overkill if you just want to play games.
Chris Danger Macioci
Ah. Well. I'm sorry you're stuck in Nantucket. I'm stuck in Falmouth, working on theater sets for 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. I get paid 3.33 an hour, live in a shitty cabin with horrible internet, no phone service, and 14 other people.
How's your summer seem now?
Chris Danger Macioci
I doubt her mother would be cool with that. WineHQ lets you run windaz apps on a mac, but it's faulty, and probably can't handle fallout.
Amy Smith
There isn't a version of Wine for Mac, anyway. It has to be built manually from the ground up, or you have to download Darwine, which is probably the least user-friendly program I have ever seen. Virtualbox is like the Wine idea, except it's certainly more user-friendly...in the way it actually has a GUI.
Chris Danger Macioci
Or... she could buy a pc. Because running games on a mac is a waste of time.
Amy Smith
Buying a PC is a waste of money.
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GET OVER YOURSELF, BRO
Hayley Long OH FUCK YOU APPLE, WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND BE INCOMPATIBLE WITH FUCKING EVERYTHING. Now I can't play Fallout 3.
Chris Danger Macioci
Hah. Apples.
I have fallout 3.
On my pc.
Hayley Long
Shut up, it's my mother's computer.
I need a new laptop before college.
Amy Smith
Calm yourself, Hayley. How do you think I feel--I haven't been able to play Ragnarok in at least a month. I'm investigating how to fix this problem.
Chris Danger Macioci
Hah, you can't even play ragnarok. I played the prerelease of Ragnarok 2.
It sucks.
Hayley Long
Hey, I haven't had my Warcrack for the last month either, and only now am I snapping!
Amy Smith
Chris, you have a small dick. Shut up. We don't care.
Chris Danger Macioci
WoW was boring. But then. I tried 4 private servers in one day.
WoW is mac-compatible, isn't it?
Chris Danger Macioci
Amy, you are a poster-child for contraceptive.
Amy Smith
Damn straight.
Hayley Long
I was stuck on Nantucket for a month with a computer that blocked everything thing but the internet.
Hayley Long
And no, that would be me.
Amy Smith
Holier-than-thou pricks aside, http://www.virtualbox.org/ I'm still trying to get it to work, but the XP ISO I have must be faulty or something. There's also the option to dual-boot Windows on a Mac, but that's kind of overkill if you just want to play games.
Chris Danger Macioci
Ah. Well. I'm sorry you're stuck in Nantucket. I'm stuck in Falmouth, working on theater sets for 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. I get paid 3.33 an hour, live in a shitty cabin with horrible internet, no phone service, and 14 other people.
How's your summer seem now?
Chris Danger Macioci
I doubt her mother would be cool with that. WineHQ lets you run windaz apps on a mac, but it's faulty, and probably can't handle fallout.
Amy Smith
There isn't a version of Wine for Mac, anyway. It has to be built manually from the ground up, or you have to download Darwine, which is probably the least user-friendly program I have ever seen. Virtualbox is like the Wine idea, except it's certainly more user-friendly...in the way it actually has a GUI.
Chris Danger Macioci
Or... she could buy a pc. Because running games on a mac is a waste of time.
Amy Smith
Buying a PC is a waste of money.
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GET OVER YOURSELF, BRO