It's Temari's birthday!
[You may form a line to give her a present. <3
To celebrate, she's going to start a nice campfire, right where the Shit Cabin is. Temari even has bottles of hair spray- yep, the ones that say "Warning, do not expose to a naked flame" on them- to speed up the fire starting process.
But firstly, she lights up the kindling, which consists of one of ( Read more... )
To celebrate, she's going to start a nice campfire, right where the Shit Cabin is. Temari even has bottles of hair spray- yep, the ones that say "Warning, do not expose to a naked flame" on them- to speed up the fire starting process.
But firstly, she lights up the kindling, which consists of one of ( Read more... )
[He runs over, just in time to see what was left of the roof on the shit cabin set alight. Not that it mattered because fire had already gutted the rest of it. And then he turns a little to see the large around of trees that are on fire, it hasn't rained for weeks so everything is dry... ]
....Shit. [The only thing he can do right now is pull out his phone and call the Fire Brigade, this fire is too big for any of them to deal with. What he can do however is begin scouring the area for culprits]
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When she sees Kakashi sensei prowling around the area, she's sure that he doesn't think of it in the same way. She wonders if he's noticed his missing book yet.. Well, Temari's just going to sit there and keep staring at the mesmerising fires.]
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Oh look, there is mayhem and we have not one, but both of the Sabaku siblings here. Why does that not surprise me.
Who, why, how? [referring to who started the blazing inferno, why, and how 8D]
An dyou'd better hope there is something left of this because one drop of evidence and the shit cabin is your home for the rest of this trip.
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[Basically ignores everything he says.] How cute! You still think there's going to be a shit cabin after this..
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And there's no way I'd go to prison- it'd be bad publicity for father dear, remember?
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And I don't really give a shit who your Father is, like he could stop me. [Really, you should pay more attention, Kaka-dearest]
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... Uhh, sure, you keep thinking that. You'll understand when you've been chained to bricks and thrown in a river~
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And no, I don't have a present for you. Happy Birthday Temari. I wont search the cabins for alcohol this evening. [...there you go, that is it :|]
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.. You're really bad at this gift-giving thing. You never search the cabins for alcohol anyway!
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We would never do something so... obvious. Our father taught us better then that. [Lies, he taught them you can blackmail and corrupt anyone~.
Not caring, he digs in his pocket and pulls out cigarettes, lighting them up.]
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I know at least one of you two had something to do with this. I WILL find evidence...
[seeing that he is getting nowhere, he just sighs, leaving them to go investigate closer to the fire. He looks around and- is that-]
HEY!! That's one of my books!!!!
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[Probably should have done a better job with hiding evidence, although she doesn't really care.] It is too! Wow sensei, it's quite irresponsible of you to leave pornography lying around minors.
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No you won't. It's all been burnt to a crisp. All you'll find is the bones of whose ever body got hidden in there last. [Not really, but he figured he'd take a leaf from his sisters book and psych out Kakashi as badly as possibly.]
Or maybe not, we could be lying.
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