[memes] dressing up in fancy tights, then rocks fall and everyone dies
Pick 20 movies/anime/video games/literary works and put their summaries from Better than it Sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess.
1. A bartender pretends to be the world's greatest assassin on a quest to steal the power of Jesus, who was an alien. (Assassin's Creed - kagayuzen)
2. (Practically) Everyone Is Gay and a police officer. (FAKE - kitty-nakoji)
3. A hero's attempts to slay a dragon are delayed when everyone makes him/her solve their problems first. (Dragon Age: Origins - tiassa)
4. Children learn about boar hunting and killing each other brutally. (Lord of the Flies - greyrook_22)
5. An obscenely rich embezzler tries to get into his neighbor's cousin's pants. (The Great Gatsby - evil-kimba)
6. Celebrity stalker is lied to by his girlfriend and a moma's boy has a temper tantrum. Side plots include racing birds, stealing motorcycles, the militant arm of Green Peace, and everyone feels bad because the Cutie gets cut by a Ginsu knife. (Final Fantasy VII - subversive)
7. An evil turtle has turned all the denizens of the world into bricks. The Damsel In Distress can only be saved by two blue-collar workers who do a lot of mushrooms. (Super Mario Bros. - greyrook_22)
8. A class goes on a field trip; most don't make it back. (Battle Royale - destroyingangel)
9. A Mighty Whitey Space Marine saves furry Indians in allegory of American foreign policy. (Avatar - greyrook_22)
10. A misogynist addicted to smoking and cocaine lives together with an ex-army doctor with a mysteriously migrating injury. Together, They Fight Crime! The Big Bad is a math teacher. (Sherlock Holmes - tiassa)
11. A government official tries to rape Demi Moore and emotionally abuses a handicapped man who talks to architecture. It's a musical. (Hunchback of Notre Dame - kitty-nakoji)
12. Bicycle courier finds himself on the run from extremely ticked-off urbanites. He meets up with a woman keen on hacking people to death with a machete, a slightly mad taxi driver, and his quiet daughter, who take him on a road trip through the countryside. The four encounter a small group of soldiers living in a country mansion who intend to restart the human race. One of them wears a pink apron. (28 Days Later - kitty-nakoji)
13. Time-travelling ghosts teach a cheap old British guy to be less of an asshole. (A Christmas Carol - greyrook_22)
14. Ninja detective fights mad scientist that wears a bag on his head. (Batman Begins - tiassa)
15. Break the laws of physics repeatedly while being carted around a desolate laboratory by an insane computer. (Portal - kitty-nakoji)
16. Man marries woman because he lusts after her prepubescent daughter; after said woman is conveniently written out of the picture, he starts a sexual relationship with his stepdaughter. (Nabokov's Lolita - kagayuzen)
17. Teenage girl pokes her nose into other people's business. (Nancy Drew - greyrook_22)
18. A trigger-happy botanist and an elderly sanitation worker fall in love. Then they rescue some fat people from a steering wheel. (Wall-E - bleakwinters)
19. Guy travels back in time. This influences nutty to create terrorist group, that ends up liberating a bunch of zoo animals, an action which somehow leads to Rocks Fall Everyone Dies. (12 Monkeys - evil_kimba)
20. A kid hero and a bishonen team up to fight battles with words. Meanwhile, kid's dead brother plots against them. (Loveless - kitty-nakoji, chaoticchicken)
WORK ON SATURDAY IS THE DEVIL. D8 But I'm almost finished. ALMOST. *FIST SHAKE*
1. A bartender pretends to be the world's greatest assassin on a quest to steal the power of Jesus, who was an alien. (Assassin's Creed - kagayuzen)
2. (Practically) Everyone Is Gay and a police officer. (FAKE - kitty-nakoji)
3. A hero's attempts to slay a dragon are delayed when everyone makes him/her solve their problems first. (Dragon Age: Origins - tiassa)
4. Children learn about boar hunting and killing each other brutally. (Lord of the Flies - greyrook_22)
5. An obscenely rich embezzler tries to get into his neighbor's cousin's pants. (The Great Gatsby - evil-kimba)
6. Celebrity stalker is lied to by his girlfriend and a moma's boy has a temper tantrum. Side plots include racing birds, stealing motorcycles, the militant arm of Green Peace, and everyone feels bad because the Cutie gets cut by a Ginsu knife. (Final Fantasy VII - subversive)
7. An evil turtle has turned all the denizens of the world into bricks. The Damsel In Distress can only be saved by two blue-collar workers who do a lot of mushrooms. (Super Mario Bros. - greyrook_22)
8. A class goes on a field trip; most don't make it back. (Battle Royale - destroyingangel)
9. A Mighty Whitey Space Marine saves furry Indians in allegory of American foreign policy. (Avatar - greyrook_22)
10. A misogynist addicted to smoking and cocaine lives together with an ex-army doctor with a mysteriously migrating injury. Together, They Fight Crime! The Big Bad is a math teacher. (Sherlock Holmes - tiassa)
11. A government official tries to rape Demi Moore and emotionally abuses a handicapped man who talks to architecture. It's a musical. (Hunchback of Notre Dame - kitty-nakoji)
12. Bicycle courier finds himself on the run from extremely ticked-off urbanites. He meets up with a woman keen on hacking people to death with a machete, a slightly mad taxi driver, and his quiet daughter, who take him on a road trip through the countryside. The four encounter a small group of soldiers living in a country mansion who intend to restart the human race. One of them wears a pink apron. (28 Days Later - kitty-nakoji)
13. Time-travelling ghosts teach a cheap old British guy to be less of an asshole. (A Christmas Carol - greyrook_22)
14. Ninja detective fights mad scientist that wears a bag on his head. (Batman Begins - tiassa)
15. Break the laws of physics repeatedly while being carted around a desolate laboratory by an insane computer. (Portal - kitty-nakoji)
16. Man marries woman because he lusts after her prepubescent daughter; after said woman is conveniently written out of the picture, he starts a sexual relationship with his stepdaughter. (Nabokov's Lolita - kagayuzen)
17. Teenage girl pokes her nose into other people's business. (Nancy Drew - greyrook_22)
18. A trigger-happy botanist and an elderly sanitation worker fall in love. Then they rescue some fat people from a steering wheel. (Wall-E - bleakwinters)
19. Guy travels back in time. This influences nutty to create terrorist group, that ends up liberating a bunch of zoo animals, an action which somehow leads to Rocks Fall Everyone Dies. (12 Monkeys - evil_kimba)
20. A kid hero and a bishonen team up to fight battles with words. Meanwhile, kid's dead brother plots against them. (Loveless - kitty-nakoji, chaoticchicken)
WORK ON SATURDAY IS THE DEVIL. D8 But I'm almost finished. ALMOST. *FIST SHAKE*