It's in the cards
I didn't bring my lunch to work today, which meant either going somewhere for food or eating some of the 'backup lunch' stuff I keep in a drawer. (yay ramen!) So I opted to go down to the deli in the lobby for an unhealthy, fat-filled but yummy sandwich.
There's a little bulletin board down there by the register where folks pin business cards. Most of 'em are what you'd expect: tax preparers, cleaning companies, taxi/limo services, the occasional DJ. A few kinda stand out, though.
One is just because of the name. A mortgage broker with the last name Ackbar. You want to finance your home? IT'S A TRAP!
Another is from a farm that sells goats. Range hardy boer goats to be precise. That just kinda seems an odd thing to put up on a board in a building full of offices. Goats are pretty cool though.
Finally, there was one I'd not seen before today. It was for Ms Kendra. Apparently, she's a pleasure consultant. What that specifically is, I don't wanna know. According to the card, she does some sort of counseling to help with the intimate aspects of your relationship(s).
If ever I want to buy a home with space for a caprine with whom I'm having 'intimacy' troubles, I'm pretty much set.
There's a little bulletin board down there by the register where folks pin business cards. Most of 'em are what you'd expect: tax preparers, cleaning companies, taxi/limo services, the occasional DJ. A few kinda stand out, though.
One is just because of the name. A mortgage broker with the last name Ackbar. You want to finance your home? IT'S A TRAP!
Another is from a farm that sells goats. Range hardy boer goats to be precise. That just kinda seems an odd thing to put up on a board in a building full of offices. Goats are pretty cool though.
Finally, there was one I'd not seen before today. It was for Ms Kendra. Apparently, she's a pleasure consultant. What that specifically is, I don't wanna know. According to the card, she does some sort of counseling to help with the intimate aspects of your relationship(s).
If ever I want to buy a home with space for a caprine with whom I'm having 'intimacy' troubles, I'm pretty much set.