<..-Random Definitions-..>
<..-Random Definitions-..>
Ashley told me to update w/ random definitions, and knowing how certain dictionaries give funny definitions I decided to post some of them! :)
cell phone
v : call up by using a cellular phone; "If the train is late, I will cell phone you"
music
n. A common extracurricular interest of hackers
bastard
1: insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous [syn: asshole, cocksucker, dickhead, shit, mother fucker, motherfucker, prick, whoreson, son of a bitch, SOB]
(that dictionary has bad words in it!!!!!)
low brass
n : brass with 30% (or less) zinc
high brass
n : brass with 35% zinc
woodwind
n : any wind instrument other than the brass instruments
(well hmm.. if it's a woodwind how is it brass????)
stupid
adj 1: lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity [ant: smart] 2: in a state of mental numbness especially as resulting from shock
retarded
adj : relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development
(So low brass is slow in mental/emotional/physical development b/c they have less zinc then high brass! Makes perfect sense!)
Okay done!
Love/
A Defined Spaz
Ashley told me to update w/ random definitions, and knowing how certain dictionaries give funny definitions I decided to post some of them! :)
cell phone
v : call up by using a cellular phone; "If the train is late, I will cell phone you"
music
n. A common extracurricular interest of hackers
bastard
1: insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous [syn: asshole, cocksucker, dickhead, shit, mother fucker, motherfucker, prick, whoreson, son of a bitch, SOB]
(that dictionary has bad words in it!!!!!)
low brass
n : brass with 30% (or less) zinc
high brass
n : brass with 35% zinc
woodwind
n : any wind instrument other than the brass instruments
(well hmm.. if it's a woodwind how is it brass????)
stupid
adj 1: lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity [ant: smart] 2: in a state of mental numbness especially as resulting from shock
retarded
adj : relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development
(So low brass is slow in mental/emotional/physical development b/c they have less zinc then high brass! Makes perfect sense!)
Okay done!
Love/
A Defined Spaz