Title: Status: Busy (Come Back Later!)
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters/Pairing: Starfire/Robin/Raven
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 537
Note: I am most likely going to hell for this. PIXIE YOU BETTER APPRECIATE IT BB. ;A; OTHERWISE I WILL FREAK OUT AND JUST LKAJFLSAKJFL I HOPE THIS IS NOT FAIL Also, holy crap, I had to create a THREESOME tag for this! Whoa.
It was just another normal day at Titans’ Tower; no criminals or villains were running around town, so Beast Boy and Cyborg decided to head out to the arcade for a chance to relax. Robin decided to stay home instead, just in case an emergency came up.
Three hours later though, absolutely nothing required his attention, and he was quickly finding himself bored. It was then that Starfire came out and decided that he would be joining Raven and herself in an event to “strengthen the bonds of our most glorious and beautiful relationship.” Seeing as how he was as bored as hell, he didn’t object, though he did briefly wonder on Starfire’s choice of using “relationship” rather than “friendship.” However, the thought passed as soon as it came, and he dismissed it as just a mix-up of words.
And this was how he found himself being straddled by a red-faced Raven and a still-polite-yet-somehow-seductively-innocent Starfire breathing dangerously close to his face.
“What,” he began, eyes shifting around nervously; honestly, he could have just pushed Raven off and ran away, but he just couldn’t find the will to, “is going on?”
Something was obviously wrong, though he was having a hard time deciding what exactly was wrong: this situation, or the fact that he was enjoying it.
“Robin, I have already explained,” said Starfire, placing her hand lightly on his thigh and slowly traveling up, up, up as Raven remained focus on not saying anything, “we three shall strengthen the bonds of our relationship together! I believe it will be a most exciting activity!”
The pure, wide grin on her face really did not belong there right now.
Raven suddenly leaned down, her voice light and breathy in his ear. “If you tell anyone about this, I will personally kill you.”
He swallowed, though whether it was from fear or pleasure he didn’t know. On second thought, he probably didn’t want to know.
Starfire clapped her hands together in glee. “Excellent! Now, I believe this is the part where we engage in sexual intercourse, correct?”
As he began to fight against choking on air, Robin was able to cough out, “W-Wait! This isn’t what heroes are supposed t-”
Raven slammed him down against the bed, bringing her face in rather close proximity with his own. “Shut up about being heroes, just this once.”
She smashed her lips against his, all tongue and teeth and forcing his own mouth open. There was a vague thought of this would probably bruise his lips later but it was mainly blocked out by Why in the world was I trying to avoid this?
Starfire’s fingers were still dancing over his skin, and he could faintly hear Raven’s cloak falling away somewhere, probably Starfire seeing as how Raven’s hands were getting lost in his hair, and there was a sudden realization of how all of them were still clothed and not naked and really, that just wasn’t right and-
This was probably wrong in so many ways. It was also not what heroes were supposed to do.
But frankly, as Starfire’s lips were trailing his neck and Raven was taking care of the clothing problem, he really didn’t give a damn.