No Comm; Hi, my name is
Title: Hi, my name is
Rating: G
Word Count: 412
Characters: Angela Weber
Warnings: …nothing?
Summary: “If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too.” Oh, Bella. If only you knew.
Author’s Note: I have no idea if this is going to be like a series of one-shots or something, but this idea has been in my head for a while now and is begging to be let out. XD; But anyways, uhh, crack. And just plain weirdness.
Hi, my name is Angela Weber.
Or, to be more specific, Angelalia Du’fortiné Weberascanum. But you can just call me Angela.
I am currently 478 years old. I can’t wait for my five-hundredth birthday; that’s the day I’ll finally be promoted to a full-fledged witch! It’s taken forever, and I do need to reach that rank so I can make myself look a tiny bit older. Making my self look like I’m seventeen-years-old for the last hundred or so years hasn’t been fun.
My wishing could possibly bring a bad omen, but I do wish that ordinary humans were still crazy about witch-hunting. Things were a lot more active during those days. Ohh, that reminds me! I wonder if Carlisle Cullen has ever seen my face; I did recognize him when the Cullens came back to Forks. It’s been a while since London, really. Though, I don’t think he would try to burn me at a stake or anything… well, I could always run away.
What? Surprised by how much I know? Don’t be so silly! After four-hundred years of living, of course I would find out about all of the other magical races that turned out to be real! I think both vampires and werewolves are too difficult to keep up with though. Personally, I prefer faeries.
…well, okay, maybe that’s just because Ben is a faery, but that’s not the point! Ben is so cute though, with the way he gets so excited over those movies he’s always watching. Really though, I think he forgets that he is part of the fey sometimes…and he came from the Unseelie Court, so you think he’d be a bit more, um, dark. Oh well.
Enough about that though. What I really wanted to talk about was Forks. Really, you wouldn’t believe the amount of magical beings who are here! It’s like Forks is just some magnet for the supernatural. There are vampires, werewolves, faeries, witches, talking trees…
Haa, it’s such a shame that the rules forbid us from telling who we are to a human. If it weren’t for that, I’d tell Bella in a heartbeat! But honestly, I thought Edward might have noticed something by now, with how smart he is…
Well, I guess I’ll just tell Bella if she really does decide to change. I bet she’ll be really surprised! But then again, maybe not, considering how many magical beings surround her… Either way, I’m sure it’ll still be the same between us.
Rating: G
Word Count: 412
Characters: Angela Weber
Warnings: …nothing?
Summary: “If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too.” Oh, Bella. If only you knew.
Author’s Note: I have no idea if this is going to be like a series of one-shots or something, but this idea has been in my head for a while now and is begging to be let out. XD; But anyways, uhh, crack. And just plain weirdness.
Hi, my name is Angela Weber.
Or, to be more specific, Angelalia Du’fortiné Weberascanum. But you can just call me Angela.
I am currently 478 years old. I can’t wait for my five-hundredth birthday; that’s the day I’ll finally be promoted to a full-fledged witch! It’s taken forever, and I do need to reach that rank so I can make myself look a tiny bit older. Making my self look like I’m seventeen-years-old for the last hundred or so years hasn’t been fun.
My wishing could possibly bring a bad omen, but I do wish that ordinary humans were still crazy about witch-hunting. Things were a lot more active during those days. Ohh, that reminds me! I wonder if Carlisle Cullen has ever seen my face; I did recognize him when the Cullens came back to Forks. It’s been a while since London, really. Though, I don’t think he would try to burn me at a stake or anything… well, I could always run away.
What? Surprised by how much I know? Don’t be so silly! After four-hundred years of living, of course I would find out about all of the other magical races that turned out to be real! I think both vampires and werewolves are too difficult to keep up with though. Personally, I prefer faeries.
…well, okay, maybe that’s just because Ben is a faery, but that’s not the point! Ben is so cute though, with the way he gets so excited over those movies he’s always watching. Really though, I think he forgets that he is part of the fey sometimes…and he came from the Unseelie Court, so you think he’d be a bit more, um, dark. Oh well.
Enough about that though. What I really wanted to talk about was Forks. Really, you wouldn’t believe the amount of magical beings who are here! It’s like Forks is just some magnet for the supernatural. There are vampires, werewolves, faeries, witches, talking trees…
Haa, it’s such a shame that the rules forbid us from telling who we are to a human. If it weren’t for that, I’d tell Bella in a heartbeat! But honestly, I thought Edward might have noticed something by now, with how smart he is…
Well, I guess I’ll just tell Bella if she really does decide to change. I bet she’ll be really surprised! But then again, maybe not, considering how many magical beings surround her… Either way, I’m sure it’ll still be the same between us.