Anyone got cat condoms?
My cat's horny, she wants sex, although she doesn't know exactly what it is. She rubs against our legs purring and meowing as if to say, "FUCK ME! FUCK ME!!!" That would be wrong. Beastiality is wrong. Humans screw humans, and cats do cats. It's just the way it works. There's only 2 males in this house and i doubt that either of us will pleasure her in the way she wants. Usually she gets mad if you rub her stomach, but today is different, she enjoys it, in a weird, scary way, like she gets off on it. She's just started the meowing phase. As they say, Duct Tape fixes absolutly anything. She loses her outside privilages for a while. Just for the simlpe fact that she will attract male kitties to her, and ofcourse, deuce, our duck.
She'll get over it. She will soon realize that nobody wants her ass.
She'll get over it. She will soon realize that nobody wants her ass.