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I CHALLENGE JOHN BASEDOW TO A FIGHT
And I Don't Give A Fuck If I Spelled His Name Wrong
I'm sick and tired of seeing that creepy-looking dickhead all over every channel after 7pm trying to sell his shitty videos. Nobody wants to buy a workout tape from a guy using ms-paint snowflakes and flames to get attention. Besides the shitty quality of the videos, I wouldn't take any advice about anything this guy was spewing out--his head doesn't even fit his body. If your head doesn't fit your body, you are inferior. Some people just shouldn't work out, and he's one of them. I keep waiting for his body to walk out of frame and his head to just be floating there.
That's why I challenge him to a fight. Somebody needs to kick his ass, why not me? Sure, he works out every day to make up for his lack of something else... penis size perhaps, and I don't do a damn thing besides play guitar and eat, but something about him just screams "pussy that can't fight." Let's do it bitch.
John Basedow
Height: 5ft. 5in.
Weight: 200lbs
Professional Dipshit
Looks kind of like a pigeon on steroids
This picture was not doctored, he really does fucking look like this
Ron Oley
Height: 5ft. 11in.
Weight: 145lbs
Better Than John Basedow
This Picture is From 10th Grade So Imagine How Beasty I Am Now
The Big Fight
As this advanced computer simulation shows, every scientist in the world has unanimously concluded that John Basedown will get knocked the fuck out 11 seconds into the round. And cry. And poop his pants.
And I Don't Give A Fuck If I Spelled His Name Wrong
I'm sick and tired of seeing that creepy-looking dickhead all over every channel after 7pm trying to sell his shitty videos. Nobody wants to buy a workout tape from a guy using ms-paint snowflakes and flames to get attention. Besides the shitty quality of the videos, I wouldn't take any advice about anything this guy was spewing out--his head doesn't even fit his body. If your head doesn't fit your body, you are inferior. Some people just shouldn't work out, and he's one of them. I keep waiting for his body to walk out of frame and his head to just be floating there.
That's why I challenge him to a fight. Somebody needs to kick his ass, why not me? Sure, he works out every day to make up for his lack of something else... penis size perhaps, and I don't do a damn thing besides play guitar and eat, but something about him just screams "pussy that can't fight." Let's do it bitch.
John Basedow
Height: 5ft. 5in.
Weight: 200lbs
Professional Dipshit
Looks kind of like a pigeon on steroids
This picture was not doctored, he really does fucking look like this
Ron Oley
Height: 5ft. 11in.
Weight: 145lbs
Better Than John Basedow
This Picture is From 10th Grade So Imagine How Beasty I Am Now
The Big Fight
As this advanced computer simulation shows, every scientist in the world has unanimously concluded that John Basedown will get knocked the fuck out 11 seconds into the round. And cry. And poop his pants.