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....how can so few fangirls cause my blood pressure to skyrocket? There were 1/4 of the number at Harry Potter, but the Breaking Dawn party was so... sooooooo much worse.
I want a shirt that says "Team 107-year-old Virgin" or "Team Creepy Vampire ".
They would forget what they ordered.
They would wait until they got the register to order.
They would order drinks and abandon them.
bnfkojdnfslkdnf and when I was ringing up the books THEY WOULD SCREAM. AND HYPERVENTILATE.
oh my god I almost bludgeoned someone to death with one of those fucking books.
But my costume was the best. Pics later.
I want a shirt that says "Team 107-year-old Virgin" or "Team Creepy Vampire ".
They would forget what they ordered.
They would wait until they got the register to order.
They would order drinks and abandon them.
bnfkojdnfslkdnf and when I was ringing up the books THEY WOULD SCREAM. AND HYPERVENTILATE.
oh my god I almost bludgeoned someone to death with one of those fucking books.
But my costume was the best. Pics later.