Accidents

[mundanetoday]

"What the fuck are you doing? What time is it?"
"Where's your laundry soap?"
"Why the fuck are you doing laundry at five in the morning? Where are your clothes?"
"I need your laundry soap."
"what the fuck? Are you fucking washing my jeans? I don't want you to wash my jeans!"
"I just need to wash them!"
"What the fuck? What the fuck are you doing? Don't fucking wash my jeans. I don't want you to wash my jeans. Why are you doing laundry?"
"I need to wash your jeans. I'm going to wash them."
"If you put my fucking jeans in the dryer I'm going to be fucking mad. I never put my jeans in the dryer."
"Whatever.
"What the FUCK, don't put my FUCKING JEANS in the FUCKING DRYER. I'm going to be mad."

"What time did you finish the laundry?"
"About seven."
"Holy shit. Why were you doing laundry anyways?"
"Well I had to go pee so badly last night, and I couldn't find the light switch."
"Wait. You PEED on my clothes?"
"I couldn't find the light switch!"
"Why didn't you pee in the bathtub or something?!"
"I just, I had to go REALLY badly. I was feeling all over your walls and everywhere  and I couldn't find it"
"I can't believe you peed on my clothes."
"I'm sorry."
"Thank you for washing my jeans."