CHRISTMAS REQUEST THING THING

[mundaneepitome]

BECAUSE EVERYONE IS AWESOME, I WANT TO JOIN IN TOO.

ERR.
I SPECIALIZE IN WEIRD HUMOUR, but I can do a little bit of angst, I can do normal everyday things, I can do...anything. EXCEPT SEX.

EPIC CANNOT WRITE SEX. SO. UH. ASIDES FROM LAME JOKES ABOUT SEX, AND POKING FUN AT SEX.

Any pairings. Any how. EVEN IF THEY'RE ONLY BRIEFLY MENTIONED (....aka, KHR Primo's guardians, wut, I WILL MAKE IT UP IF I DON'T GET IT CANON-WISE) AS LONG EPIC CAN DO IT.

I can write:

1 - NARUTO
2 - Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
3 - Kyou Kara Maou!
4 - Law of Ueki!
5 - [insert random thing like cheese here]
6 - IDK I KNOW A LOT OF FANDOMS, BUT I FORGET THEM AND SOMETIMES I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THEM, BUT WHAT HEY, SIX IS FOR IF YOU HAVE A BLADDER AND JUST DECIDE TO PICK MY LITTLE SISTER'S FAVOURITE NUMBER~
BUT WAIT.

YOU CANS HAS AR-PEE TOO.

Epic is awesomely saucing KHR and NARUTO (or maybe just Naruto).

NARUTO

-Uzumaki Naruto

KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN!

- Sawada Tsunayoshi
- Sasagawa Ryohei
- Yamamoto Takeshi

TA. DA? 8D

Of course. You guys do know that my OCs are open to being requested too, right? *HINTING TO YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WANT TO SEE MATTEO ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING*