WoP
Okay, okay. This is the last one, I swear. And I have to say, this Week of Promiscuity has ended on a high note.
So there's this guy I've been chasing for the last week. Just as well it's ending (for now) with him. And it could not have been better. It was easily the hottest sex ever.
I'm not proud of this, but well, this eljay is all about honesty. Since last Tuesday I've cut out five more notches in my bed post - more in seven days than in the entire year before hand. (If you've been following along at home, there was one on Sunday I neglected to mention)
Seriously I think there's something up with me of late. I'm hormonal and I'm toey all the time. I think I'm clinically horny and it's really freaking me out. In the middle of shopping today I sprang wood. It was so fucking embarrassing.
Combined with a recent spate of acne, I think I'm regressing into puberty. Ohmigod I'm pubescent!
So there's this guy I've been chasing for the last week. Just as well it's ending (for now) with him. And it could not have been better. It was easily the hottest sex ever.
I'm not proud of this, but well, this eljay is all about honesty. Since last Tuesday I've cut out five more notches in my bed post - more in seven days than in the entire year before hand. (If you've been following along at home, there was one on Sunday I neglected to mention)
Seriously I think there's something up with me of late. I'm hormonal and I'm toey all the time. I think I'm clinically horny and it's really freaking me out. In the middle of shopping today I sprang wood. It was so fucking embarrassing.
Combined with a recent spate of acne, I think I'm regressing into puberty. Ohmigod I'm pubescent!