i'm weak.
I gave in. I finally have one. An LJ. *silence* What do I do with it? *poke*
So I went shopping for Sean's Chrismukah present today at Wal-Mart, and I had to buy some white boxers. Well, Sean told me to buy this one size, but they were too big, so I went back to exchange them. This little old lady who was stocking the mens' underwear section decided to help me. Our conversation has to be one of the weirdest ones I've had:
old lady: now dear, you don't want to buy them TOO small. his little swimmers will just fry, and you won't be able to make any little ones.
me: uhh...
her: my edward used to say that boxers that were too small would make the most delightful friction in his pants, and if he wasn't careful, he'd just explode right there! that's why i just LOVE the slit in the front!
me: uhh...
her: if my edward and i ever got frisky...oh la la!
me: uhh...
her: anyway, dear, don't pay any attention to the numbers on the bags....now how big did you say his penis was?
At that point, I decided to grab a pack of boxers and run for my life....
So I went shopping for Sean's Chrismukah present today at Wal-Mart, and I had to buy some white boxers. Well, Sean told me to buy this one size, but they were too big, so I went back to exchange them. This little old lady who was stocking the mens' underwear section decided to help me. Our conversation has to be one of the weirdest ones I've had:
old lady: now dear, you don't want to buy them TOO small. his little swimmers will just fry, and you won't be able to make any little ones.
me: uhh...
her: my edward used to say that boxers that were too small would make the most delightful friction in his pants, and if he wasn't careful, he'd just explode right there! that's why i just LOVE the slit in the front!
me: uhh...
her: if my edward and i ever got frisky...oh la la!
me: uhh...
her: anyway, dear, don't pay any attention to the numbers on the bags....now how big did you say his penis was?
At that point, I decided to grab a pack of boxers and run for my life....