What The Fucking Ever.
Edited:
I saw the movie Stripes yesterday and I was very dissapointed. It wasn't that funny. And any chance they could get to show naked girls they did. It was just sad.
Yesterday Allie and I tried to stalk Kaitlin VanPelts journal in computers. But since we have the attention span of a goldfish, it didn't work to well. Then we tried to remember the day we pissed her off. But we got bored at that too. We're so great.
Allie told me she would give me $20 if I dated someone for 6 months. But I can't cheat on them and I have to makeout with them (damn, I hate real boyfriends). So basically I am never going to get this money... ever.
I told Allie I would give her $20 if she did the same, but for only 3 months. She's never getting the money either.
We made up contracts and everything, cause we are just that cute. And we had Lisa<3 sign them as a witness and everything. Dude, we're fucking awesome. I love Allie.
Dan has the new coheed cd and it rocks the hizzouse.
I love Jenn and Maria. I never write about them in my journal but they always write about me. I <3 Tohi.
If Kristie didn't exist anymore there would be no point in me going on and I would just have to kill myself.
Goodnight.
About You
1.Name: candace
2.Age: 15
3.Eyes: blue
4.Hair: brown
5.Height: five-foot-two
6.Weight: 92, as of last week. which means its not that anymore.
Friends
7.Best guy friend: matt
8.Best girl friend: kristie, allie, melanie, erin, meghan, amy, jenn, michelle, ashraya, the world, you, etc...
9.Best friend overall: kristie
10.Sweetest: jenn
11.Smartest: melanie
12.Nicest: jenn. or meghan.
13.Funniest: michelle
14.Can cheer you up the fastest: depends... everyone basically can
15.Most trusting: i can trust everyone with certain things. but i think i trust allie the most. don't know why.
16.Outgoing: ashraya
17.Shy: jenn
18.Best advice giver: erin
19.Prettiest: kristie
20.Share most inside jokes: oh god. table de mozz if full of them. kristie and i have a bunch too.
21.Known the longest: kristie
22.Most fights: allie
23.Had the most boyfriends/girlfriends: erin
24.Tells what they think: kristie
25.Ugliest: fucking you
26.Meanest: not amy :P
27.Craziest: kristie, allie
28.Most daring: allie
Relationships
29.Longest relationship: in a row? not even 3 months.
30.Shortest relationship: 6 fucking days.
31.Are you in a relationship now? no
32.Who? n/a
33.Do you like anyone? sure don't
34.Who? n/a
35.Do you love anyone? yes
36.Who? a lot of people.
37.Are you in love with anyone? no
38.Who? n/a
39.Have you ever kissed anyone? yes
40.Who was your first kiss? can i lie? does anyone have a gun?
41.Who all have you kissed? craig worthless piece of shit, dave, will, tom
42.Have you ever kissed anyone with a boy/girlfriend? sure have. but i didn't know about the girls the three times it happened. stupid fucking people with girlfriends and not telling me. see, this is why i hate boys.
43.Have you ever kissed anyone when you had a boy/girlfriend? i was drugged.
Favorites
44.Color: pink
45.Food: sugar
46.Drink: shirley temple
47.Candy: snickers
48.Car: mercedes
49.Type of home: uhh... homish?
50.Store: h&m
51.Movie: star wars
52.TV show: all things rock. cause joel and benji are hotter than you.
53.Actor: kristie
54.Actress: me
55.Cartoon charter: doug!
56.Amusement park: disneyworld
57.Amusement park ride: the spinning teacups!
58.Shampoo: i don't bathe
59.Soap: i said i don't bathe
60.Holiday: Christmas
61.Season: summer
Choose One
62.Hot/cold: hot
63.Pants/shorts: shorts. i like being naked. not really, but shh.
64.Cinderella/Belle: cinderella
65.Short/tall: tall
66.Cat/dog: dog
67.American Eagle/Abercrombie: ewwwwww
68.Hurley/Atticus: who cares?
69.Rock/Rap: rock
70.Blonde/Brunette: brunette
71.Computer/telephone: computer
72.Football/basketball: football
73.Cheer/dance: dance
74.Science/social studies: social studies
75.Math/english: english
76.Mom/dad: daddy
77.Chocolate/vanilla: depends
78.Cookies/cake: cookies
79.Write/type: write
80.Survey/quiz: survey
Just A Few Questions...
81.Do you have a job? If so, where?: nope
82.Have you ever been in love?: hahaha. that was funny. no.
83.Who are your 5 closest friends?: fuck. this is hard. kristie, melanie, allie, erin, you
84.Do you like to cook?: fuck yes.
85.Are you bored?: why else would i be doing this?
86.Any collections?: sex toys. i mean... what?
87.What is your room decorated in?: blue
88.Best day ever: any day with horses.
89.Worst day ever: any day with craig. the day my mom took away my riding lessons.
90.Funniest moment: hahah. boy that was funny.
91.Saddest moment: the day my mom took away my riding lessons.
92.Do you like to sing? sure don't
93.Do you play any instruments? fuck no
94.What instrument do you want to play?: everything
95.Who would you like to see right now? allie or kristie
96.Who do you need to talked to but you havent in a long time? allie... but i talked to her in school today. lets just face it, i'm bored
97.Do you miss anyone right now? yes
98.Who? allie and kristie
If you could tell one of your friends to stop something in their life who would it be and what would you say? // nothing right now
Who makes you feel young? // when people talk about things i wasn't alive for
Who makes you feel old? // when i remember what it was like when i was 5... or in junior high
What is one of the worse things you have ever done to one of your friends? // get too busy for them. or forget about plans.
Name 3 random people you know. // allie, melanie, kristie
What are these people's best features? // allie and i think alike, which prolly isn't a good thing for her. melanie is very determined and focused. kristie is better than you.
What is your name and what does it mean? // candace... flawless, glowing
On a scale of 1-10 how attractive are you? // 11. fucking hot.
What is one thing you like most about the opposite sex? // hair<3. hair is sex.
If you could do anything without any consequences what would it be? // kill a few people off...
Who intimidates you the most? // People I don't know.
Is it love at first sight or just lust? // Lust.
What initially attracted you to the person you are with or your current crush? // nothing. cause i don't like anyone.
What are their best qualities? // JHSJHASJH
What can/do they offer you? // DHFJFIVCJM,XCNPAOEI
What was your last dream you remember about? // omg. dude. I DONT LIKE ANYONE.
When is the last time you cried? // a couple days ago.
What was it that made you cry? // horses. fuck, i'm awesome.
If you had to what would you change your name to? // carina
How do you think you are different from those you know? // nothing. everyones the fucking same at something.
What do you think is the most important thing in any relationship? // trust.
What is the stupidest thing you have done? // dated.
Have you ever taken revenge on someone? // sure have
Which one of your friends can you see as a famous person? // none. i don't think i'd be friends with any of them if they became famous anyways
List 5 words to describe yourself: // jealous, passionate, caring, emo, stupid
List 3 changes you have noticed about yourself lately: // my feet shrunk. i lost weight. i think my hands are bigger... but i have no proof.
What are you wearing? // a skirt, socks, and a shirt
What is the best advice you have ever recieved? // nobody gives me advice.
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? // girls
Who is the sweetest girl you know? // jenn is a sweetie.
Who is the nicest guy you know? // matt
Do you concider yourself a cheater? // not at all
What would you like to try to do naked for the first time? // ummm... nothing...
What do you find hard to understand about the other gender? // nothing, everything. i don't know. don't really care.
Do you prefer getting to know someone before dating them or going in blind? // none at the moment. blind i guess, cause if i didnt do it that way i'd never date anyone ever, cause i don't like anyone.
What is your honest opinion about sex without emotional commitments? // fucking stupid. have fun.
Have you ever had sex without an emotional commitment? // nope. i only have sex with people i love. like erin.
If so with whom? // you... i mean... what?
What do you think the best quality is that a person can have? // not being a jerkoff
Who do you consider an enemy, why? // maggie and kaitlin maybe? they hate me. so i'll guess i'll hate them cause they hate me. oh and i hate craig. but i don't think he hates me. damn.
dude. i need some real enemies.
surveys taken 50 years ago but never posted...
i have taken this survey before... oh well...
[8 songs that get stuck in your head frequently]
1. blu cantrell - breathe
2. coheed and cambria - neverender
3. coheed and cambria- everything evil
4.
[4 beverages you drink frequently]
1. Water
2. shirley temples
3. tea
4. fruit water
[5 TV shows you liked when you were a little kid]
1. rugrats
2. clarissa explains it all
3. carebears
4. my little ponys
5. doug
[4 places to go in your area]
1. pizza
2. diner
3. park
4. starbucks
[4 things to do when you're bored]
1. Go online
2. clean
3. call someone
4. Watch TV
[4 things that never fail to cheer you up]
1. new clothes
2. hanging out with friends... if they are taking my mind off the thing
3. sleep
4. bathing
[about 10 years ago *list three things*]
1. jackie moved away.
2. i was in first grade
3. i met alissa
[about 2 years ago *list three things*]
1. i was a freshman
2. i started horseback riding
3. alissa and i were still best friends
[about 1 year ago *list three things*]
1. kristie<3 and i became closer
2. craig and i were going out
3. laura and i were very close
[today...]
1. i am still in my pjs
2. i am watching a thing about christina aquilera
3. i have nothing to do
[7 things you love]
1. kristie
2. food
3. sapphire
4. my dad
5. my sisters
6. summer
7. sex
[7 things you hate]
1. liars
2. boys
3. you
4. people who crack their knuckles
5. my dogs howling
6. lack of food
7. being bored
[7 things on your desk]
1. headphones
2. phone
3. Blank CDs
4. calendar
5. Scanner
6. cd cases
7. speakers
[7 facts about you]
1. my name is candace
2. i haven't grown at all in the past year (ok i lied... i grew 3/8 of an inch.... damn i win)
3. i act like i'm 3
4. i'm very whiney
5. i'm annoying
6. i like nailpolish
7. i like underwear
[7 artists/bands people should give a listen to]
1. i
2. don't
3. know any
4. bands
5. that
6. are
7. unknown
[4 things you would eat on the last day of your life]
1. ice cream
2. candy
3. debbie's pizza
4. fruit gushers
[4 CD's from your collection that you will never get tired of]
1. dashboard
2. jimmy eat world
3. backstreet boys
4. brand new
[4 vacations you have taken]
1. maryland
2. maine
3. florida
4. cali
[4 things you'd like to learn]
1. how to drive
2. how to grow
3. how to dissappear
4. how to fly
A - Act your age - no
B - Boyfriend - no
C - Chore you hate - what chore don't i hate?
D - Dad's name - dean
E - Essential make up item - nailpolish
F - Favorite actress - audrey hepburn (wow, i don't even know how to spell her name)
G - Gold or silver - gold
H - Hometown - sayville
I - Instruments you play - nada
J - Job title - student rockstar
K - Kids - no
L - Living arrangements - mom, stepdad, and two halfbrothers
M - Mom's name - georgianne
N - Number of people you've slept with - nada
O - Overnight hospital stays - one or two.
P - Phobia - spiders, rejection
Q - Quote you like - "can you still feel the butterflies."
R - Religious affiliation - "lutheran"
S - Siblings - two older sisters, one future younger step brother, two younger half brothers
T - Time you wake up? - 6:30
U - Unique habit - nothing
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat - Spinach
W - Worst habit - being emo, everything
X - X-rays you've had - a couple...
Y - Yummy food you make - everything
Z - Zodiac Sign - scorpio
I saw the movie Stripes yesterday and I was very dissapointed. It wasn't that funny. And any chance they could get to show naked girls they did. It was just sad.
Yesterday Allie and I tried to stalk Kaitlin VanPelts journal in computers. But since we have the attention span of a goldfish, it didn't work to well. Then we tried to remember the day we pissed her off. But we got bored at that too. We're so great.
Allie told me she would give me $20 if I dated someone for 6 months. But I can't cheat on them and I have to makeout with them (damn, I hate real boyfriends). So basically I am never going to get this money... ever.
I told Allie I would give her $20 if she did the same, but for only 3 months. She's never getting the money either.
We made up contracts and everything, cause we are just that cute. And we had Lisa<3 sign them as a witness and everything. Dude, we're fucking awesome. I love Allie.
Dan has the new coheed cd and it rocks the hizzouse.
I love Jenn and Maria. I never write about them in my journal but they always write about me. I <3 Tohi.
If Kristie didn't exist anymore there would be no point in me going on and I would just have to kill myself.
Goodnight.
About You
1.Name: candace
2.Age: 15
3.Eyes: blue
4.Hair: brown
5.Height: five-foot-two
6.Weight: 92, as of last week. which means its not that anymore.
Friends
7.Best guy friend: matt
8.Best girl friend: kristie, allie, melanie, erin, meghan, amy, jenn, michelle, ashraya, the world, you, etc...
9.Best friend overall: kristie
10.Sweetest: jenn
11.Smartest: melanie
12.Nicest: jenn. or meghan.
13.Funniest: michelle
14.Can cheer you up the fastest: depends... everyone basically can
15.Most trusting: i can trust everyone with certain things. but i think i trust allie the most. don't know why.
16.Outgoing: ashraya
17.Shy: jenn
18.Best advice giver: erin
19.Prettiest: kristie
20.Share most inside jokes: oh god. table de mozz if full of them. kristie and i have a bunch too.
21.Known the longest: kristie
22.Most fights: allie
23.Had the most boyfriends/girlfriends: erin
24.Tells what they think: kristie
25.Ugliest: fucking you
26.Meanest: not amy :P
27.Craziest: kristie, allie
28.Most daring: allie
Relationships
29.Longest relationship: in a row? not even 3 months.
30.Shortest relationship: 6 fucking days.
31.Are you in a relationship now? no
32.Who? n/a
33.Do you like anyone? sure don't
34.Who? n/a
35.Do you love anyone? yes
36.Who? a lot of people.
37.Are you in love with anyone? no
38.Who? n/a
39.Have you ever kissed anyone? yes
40.Who was your first kiss? can i lie? does anyone have a gun?
41.Who all have you kissed? craig worthless piece of shit, dave, will, tom
42.Have you ever kissed anyone with a boy/girlfriend? sure have. but i didn't know about the girls the three times it happened. stupid fucking people with girlfriends and not telling me. see, this is why i hate boys.
43.Have you ever kissed anyone when you had a boy/girlfriend? i was drugged.
Favorites
44.Color: pink
45.Food: sugar
46.Drink: shirley temple
47.Candy: snickers
48.Car: mercedes
49.Type of home: uhh... homish?
50.Store: h&m
51.Movie: star wars
52.TV show: all things rock. cause joel and benji are hotter than you.
53.Actor: kristie
54.Actress: me
55.Cartoon charter: doug!
56.Amusement park: disneyworld
57.Amusement park ride: the spinning teacups!
58.Shampoo: i don't bathe
59.Soap: i said i don't bathe
60.Holiday: Christmas
61.Season: summer
Choose One
62.Hot/cold: hot
63.Pants/shorts: shorts. i like being naked. not really, but shh.
64.Cinderella/Belle: cinderella
65.Short/tall: tall
66.Cat/dog: dog
67.American Eagle/Abercrombie: ewwwwww
68.Hurley/Atticus: who cares?
69.Rock/Rap: rock
70.Blonde/Brunette: brunette
71.Computer/telephone: computer
72.Football/basketball: football
73.Cheer/dance: dance
74.Science/social studies: social studies
75.Math/english: english
76.Mom/dad: daddy
77.Chocolate/vanilla: depends
78.Cookies/cake: cookies
79.Write/type: write
80.Survey/quiz: survey
Just A Few Questions...
81.Do you have a job? If so, where?: nope
82.Have you ever been in love?: hahaha. that was funny. no.
83.Who are your 5 closest friends?: fuck. this is hard. kristie, melanie, allie, erin, you
84.Do you like to cook?: fuck yes.
85.Are you bored?: why else would i be doing this?
86.Any collections?: sex toys. i mean... what?
87.What is your room decorated in?: blue
88.Best day ever: any day with horses.
89.Worst day ever: any day with craig. the day my mom took away my riding lessons.
90.Funniest moment: hahah. boy that was funny.
91.Saddest moment: the day my mom took away my riding lessons.
92.Do you like to sing? sure don't
93.Do you play any instruments? fuck no
94.What instrument do you want to play?: everything
95.Who would you like to see right now? allie or kristie
96.Who do you need to talked to but you havent in a long time? allie... but i talked to her in school today. lets just face it, i'm bored
97.Do you miss anyone right now? yes
98.Who? allie and kristie
If you could tell one of your friends to stop something in their life who would it be and what would you say? // nothing right now
Who makes you feel young? // when people talk about things i wasn't alive for
Who makes you feel old? // when i remember what it was like when i was 5... or in junior high
What is one of the worse things you have ever done to one of your friends? // get too busy for them. or forget about plans.
Name 3 random people you know. // allie, melanie, kristie
What are these people's best features? // allie and i think alike, which prolly isn't a good thing for her. melanie is very determined and focused. kristie is better than you.
What is your name and what does it mean? // candace... flawless, glowing
On a scale of 1-10 how attractive are you? // 11. fucking hot.
What is one thing you like most about the opposite sex? // hair<3. hair is sex.
If you could do anything without any consequences what would it be? // kill a few people off...
Who intimidates you the most? // People I don't know.
Is it love at first sight or just lust? // Lust.
What initially attracted you to the person you are with or your current crush? // nothing. cause i don't like anyone.
What are their best qualities? // JHSJHASJH
What can/do they offer you? // DHFJFIVCJM,XCNPAOEI
What was your last dream you remember about? // omg. dude. I DONT LIKE ANYONE.
When is the last time you cried? // a couple days ago.
What was it that made you cry? // horses. fuck, i'm awesome.
If you had to what would you change your name to? // carina
How do you think you are different from those you know? // nothing. everyones the fucking same at something.
What do you think is the most important thing in any relationship? // trust.
What is the stupidest thing you have done? // dated.
Have you ever taken revenge on someone? // sure have
Which one of your friends can you see as a famous person? // none. i don't think i'd be friends with any of them if they became famous anyways
List 5 words to describe yourself: // jealous, passionate, caring, emo, stupid
List 3 changes you have noticed about yourself lately: // my feet shrunk. i lost weight. i think my hands are bigger... but i have no proof.
What are you wearing? // a skirt, socks, and a shirt
What is the best advice you have ever recieved? // nobody gives me advice.
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? // girls
Who is the sweetest girl you know? // jenn is a sweetie.
Who is the nicest guy you know? // matt
Do you concider yourself a cheater? // not at all
What would you like to try to do naked for the first time? // ummm... nothing...
What do you find hard to understand about the other gender? // nothing, everything. i don't know. don't really care.
Do you prefer getting to know someone before dating them or going in blind? // none at the moment. blind i guess, cause if i didnt do it that way i'd never date anyone ever, cause i don't like anyone.
What is your honest opinion about sex without emotional commitments? // fucking stupid. have fun.
Have you ever had sex without an emotional commitment? // nope. i only have sex with people i love. like erin.
If so with whom? // you... i mean... what?
What do you think the best quality is that a person can have? // not being a jerkoff
Who do you consider an enemy, why? // maggie and kaitlin maybe? they hate me. so i'll guess i'll hate them cause they hate me. oh and i hate craig. but i don't think he hates me. damn.
dude. i need some real enemies.
surveys taken 50 years ago but never posted...
i have taken this survey before... oh well...
[8 songs that get stuck in your head frequently]
1. blu cantrell - breathe
2. coheed and cambria - neverender
3. coheed and cambria- everything evil
4.
[4 beverages you drink frequently]
1. Water
2. shirley temples
3. tea
4. fruit water
[5 TV shows you liked when you were a little kid]
1. rugrats
2. clarissa explains it all
3. carebears
4. my little ponys
5. doug
[4 places to go in your area]
1. pizza
2. diner
3. park
4. starbucks
[4 things to do when you're bored]
1. Go online
2. clean
3. call someone
4. Watch TV
[4 things that never fail to cheer you up]
1. new clothes
2. hanging out with friends... if they are taking my mind off the thing
3. sleep
4. bathing
[about 10 years ago *list three things*]
1. jackie moved away.
2. i was in first grade
3. i met alissa
[about 2 years ago *list three things*]
1. i was a freshman
2. i started horseback riding
3. alissa and i were still best friends
[about 1 year ago *list three things*]
1. kristie<3 and i became closer
2. craig and i were going out
3. laura and i were very close
[today...]
1. i am still in my pjs
2. i am watching a thing about christina aquilera
3. i have nothing to do
[7 things you love]
1. kristie
2. food
3. sapphire
4. my dad
5. my sisters
6. summer
7. sex
[7 things you hate]
1. liars
2. boys
3. you
4. people who crack their knuckles
5. my dogs howling
6. lack of food
7. being bored
[7 things on your desk]
1. headphones
2. phone
3. Blank CDs
4. calendar
5. Scanner
6. cd cases
7. speakers
[7 facts about you]
1. my name is candace
2. i haven't grown at all in the past year (ok i lied... i grew 3/8 of an inch.... damn i win)
3. i act like i'm 3
4. i'm very whiney
5. i'm annoying
6. i like nailpolish
7. i like underwear
[7 artists/bands people should give a listen to]
1. i
2. don't
3. know any
4. bands
5. that
6. are
7. unknown
[4 things you would eat on the last day of your life]
1. ice cream
2. candy
3. debbie's pizza
4. fruit gushers
[4 CD's from your collection that you will never get tired of]
1. dashboard
2. jimmy eat world
3. backstreet boys
4. brand new
[4 vacations you have taken]
1. maryland
2. maine
3. florida
4. cali
[4 things you'd like to learn]
1. how to drive
2. how to grow
3. how to dissappear
4. how to fly
A - Act your age - no
B - Boyfriend - no
C - Chore you hate - what chore don't i hate?
D - Dad's name - dean
E - Essential make up item - nailpolish
F - Favorite actress - audrey hepburn (wow, i don't even know how to spell her name)
G - Gold or silver - gold
H - Hometown - sayville
I - Instruments you play - nada
J - Job title - student rockstar
K - Kids - no
L - Living arrangements - mom, stepdad, and two halfbrothers
M - Mom's name - georgianne
N - Number of people you've slept with - nada
O - Overnight hospital stays - one or two.
P - Phobia - spiders, rejection
Q - Quote you like - "can you still feel the butterflies."
R - Religious affiliation - "lutheran"
S - Siblings - two older sisters, one future younger step brother, two younger half brothers
T - Time you wake up? - 6:30
U - Unique habit - nothing
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat - Spinach
W - Worst habit - being emo, everything
X - X-rays you've had - a couple...
Y - Yummy food you make - everything
Z - Zodiac Sign - scorpio