Merlin: Eurgh. Imagine if she kissed you! Disgusting!
Gauis: *thinking* Oi, I'm not that bad!
Princess Elena - I was totally rooting for you all the way up until.... you eating a frog. Yeah, sorry babe, I'm a totally discriminating and elitist -- having a liking for live frog is a total deal breaker.
Morgana: girl, I know you are like all up in Uther's business, but what do you have against Arthur? Against Gwen?? That hate just doesn't make any sense.
The Witches of _______ or the worst recipe writers! LOL!
The two daddy kings in the background of the proposal scene, all wink wink nudge nudge, SO ADORABLE.
Gauis: If it seems like she's overpowering me--
Merlin: Yeah, I'll just watch and wait :D
Ye Olde Cheapo SFX. Don't you just love them?
Cheap theatrics:
Exhibit A: Brunhilda's tongue licking Gauis
Oh CGI, why do you look so cheap *sigh*
Exhibit B: The exploding door
You'd think after many, many, many exploding Camelot doors/gates/prisons, they'd cotton on to the fact that it doesn't really look that flash. Apparently not.
Merlin: I've bought you your ceremonial sword
Arthur: Is that for me to fall on?
Merlin: ...No?
Arthur: :<
Then to round out all the crack, a lovely, no ends untied (except for the frog eating) conclusion where both children find the other are acting out of duty, the fathers grudgingly accept that it should be love and not convenience that their children marry for, and then a lovely Gwen/Arthur moment to tie it all off, wherein Arthur does a bit of a hop skip and Gwen is very dignified and pretty in pink. Aw ♥