What a strange day
It all started when my parents went gaga just because I pointed and the cats on the tv and said "Kitty". What's the big deal? Cats are on TV all the time!
Then things got really weird. My parents, who I guess I should start calling Mom and Dad someday, took me into a strange building and put the very strange outfit on. It was twice as long as I am. What's up with that? Then, then insist on holding me for half an hour? Don't then know I'm a toddler. I want to toddle! But that's not even the really strange part. What really got odd is the guy in weird clothes comes over and puts oil on my chest. Next, my parent held me upside down as they poured water over my head three times. But they weren't even done. Next they strange guy put wierd smelling stuff on my head. I guess it wasn't too bad, because my parents were with me and I got to see all my cousins but still. Next I got a couple of presents, but nothing that my parents would let me play with *Pttth*.
Well, they made it up to me. Afterwords they took me to a shop that I'd never been to before and gave me this neat stuff called Ice cream. I've only had it twice, but I can tell you I love chocolate.
Then things got really weird. My parents, who I guess I should start calling Mom and Dad someday, took me into a strange building and put the very strange outfit on. It was twice as long as I am. What's up with that? Then, then insist on holding me for half an hour? Don't then know I'm a toddler. I want to toddle! But that's not even the really strange part. What really got odd is the guy in weird clothes comes over and puts oil on my chest. Next, my parent held me upside down as they poured water over my head three times. But they weren't even done. Next they strange guy put wierd smelling stuff on my head. I guess it wasn't too bad, because my parents were with me and I got to see all my cousins but still. Next I got a couple of presents, but nothing that my parents would let me play with *Pttth*.
Well, they made it up to me. Afterwords they took me to a shop that I'd never been to before and gave me this neat stuff called Ice cream. I've only had it twice, but I can tell you I love chocolate.