The very thought of
these vile creatures causes my stomach to churn and yet I have such fond memories of great friends, good times and no money whenever I see them in the stores.
It's all
boyplankton's fault! So my campaign starts here. He loves these things and can't get enough of them. So go out and buy several packages of them and send them to him. All colors, "flavors", shapes, etc.
He'd really appreciate it, trust me he would. No really, I'm serious.