DB finally read Breaking Dawn!
My Darling Boy has been in his hidey hole for a while. He’s been mumbling something about needing the opportunity to revive away from crazy women talking non-stop about his underwear and putting him in a jar, whatever that means. DB decided to do a little reading and finally pried open Breaking Dawn.
Where even the TwiMoms have failed, that Stephenie Meyer woman has succeeded. I found him on the floor, clutching the book open to page 352 and muttering, “Blood. Baby. Teeth. Cesarean. Oh, God no! Please, just kill me.”
The doctors have been here. DB is medicated and calm, although he’s still muttering about babies, teeth and cesareans. Knowing that most of you have read it, do you have any suggestions to hasten his recovery?
Much love to all of you,
A very worried mummypattz