6.02 reaction-y thing

Oct 01, 2010 20:59

 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  MARKY-C!!!!!!!!!!!  WHYYYY MUST SHOW ALWAYS KILL MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS?  WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?

*ahem*

Crack theory time!

1) Marky-C (AKA Mark Campbell AKA The Deceased AKA Sera Gamble Hates Me) is actually Nick.  No, no.  Hear me out.  God brought back Sam and Samuel and blah blah blah blah, right?  So maybe he brought back Nick, too.  Only Nick can't look like he did.  So he's slightly different, but still blonde and scruffy and adorable and still technically a Mark.  And he's not dead.  He'll come back.  He'll come back middle-aged and hotter.  Mark my words.

2) Grandpa Campbell (so named in my book because of the awesome Darius Rucker song "Learn to Live") is working for - wait for it... wait for it... - CAS!  Because Cas gripped Sam tight and raised him from Perdition.  He also gripped G-Pa tight and... IDK jerked him off onto the earth?  *dirty*  Anyway, Apocalypse is over and Cas wants help cleaning up that mess, so, yeah.  Obviously he just starts pulling people willy nilly out of their graves.

3) HOLY SHIT I WAS RIGHT EVERYONE except Marky-C cuz he's dead IS A SHIFTER!  SNAPS FOR ME!

4) In Mark-related news.  Dear Crowley, please watch your back.  They're gunning for guys who share your name.  Love, Fandom.

5) Sam is still Lucifer.  So much fucking red-and-white around him this week.  Seriously, Sam.  Check the back of your brain.  I know it's dark and full of cobwebs, but it's also occupied.

6) Not a crack theory, but OMG LISA IS AWESOME AND ALSO A SHIFTER!!!!!!!!!

7) THEY'RE WATCHING ME!  No, remember my schmoop_bingo card?  The series where Sarah was a shifter and had a shifter baby so hunters killed her and the kid?  Close enough *shrugs and whistles merrily to self*

i am the prophet chuck, kripke'd, don't mock my world turtle!, his name is satan (hi everybody!), assbutted dickbombs!, crack is whack (and tasty!), spoilers, supernatural, ramblings, fandom, praying for nick in season six, forgiveness is screaming then silence

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