Aug 07, 2010 15:26
and I need someone to talk me out of (seriously this time) bidding. Because Jersey!Con cleaned me out.
BUT they're auctioning off Jacob's Metaphor Bottle (estimated to go for $400-600), Cups That Touched Marksha's Mouth ($300-500), The Ashes From When They Set Marksha On Fire ($300-500), and THE JACOFER COSTUME THAT TOUCHED MARK'S BODY WITH THE SHOES THAT CUT UP HIS FEET AND PROBABLY STILL HAVE HIS BLOOD ON THEM AND I CAN USE THAT TO CLONE HIM AND HAVE MY VERY OWN JACOFER COMPLETE WITH AUTHENTIC JACOFER GARB AND SHOES THAT DON'T FIT ($200-300).
I wish that Jacofer doll manly action figure would just hurry up and get here already so I have something to cuddle on the cold lonely nights to show for my terrifying trip into the Lost fandom.
Please send Marksha help.
ETA: JACOFER HAS SHIPPED HIMSELF WITH HIS BROTHER! HAPPY DAY!
if god were a hobo he'd look like that,
don't mock my world turtle!,
his name is satan (hi everybody!),
jacofer,
crack is whack (and tasty!),
request,
ramblings,
real life,
what a waste of life,
yes mark water makes you wet,
whiskey tango foxtrot marksha!