Because I only do that about every 15,000 words, and this is close enough!
44159 / 57617 words. 77% done!
This is me right now:
Gee, I wonder what my "OMG I finished this shit!" post will look like?
Also, the guy named Jake in my book keeps touching Lucifer.
My brain doesn't know what to do about that, so it sees this:
Close enough.