Wow, it almost seems like urbandictionary became wikipedia for a minute there when they waxed poetic about Nebraska xD
I'm disturbed my birth city is even on urbandictionary O_O Of course then again when I look at all the ghetto slang on the site, it's almost like Michiganders actually CREATED the damn thing :P
I think that's a legit song/poem/whatever about the state. Though why anyone would want to write anything about Nebraska... (coming from the girl who recently described it in text as "beautiful in its simplicity).
Now I have to look up Omaha.
Best one: A tumor on Nebraska's ass that will eventually consume the state. Omaha will soon annex Lincoln and then move on to Scotts Bluff. If you move away from Omaha , Omaha comes and gets you. SO FUCKING TRUE.
LMAO! That's classic xD Sounds like Southgate, the city I grew up in... a tumor on Michigan's ass. Sounds like we both come from places that fail utterly :P
Sadly, they're spot on about Southgate too:
a suburb of detroit, michigan that is known for its large quantity of marijuana users, easy girls, and skateboarders. aka slutgate "Damn, that weed from Southgate was CRAZY!!"
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A HAVEN FOR CHILD-MOLESTING TEACHERS. (hence the Southgate Schools Sex Scandal of 2003) "Go to Southgate if you want to be raped by a teacher."
Sadly, all true... and both teachers that got busted were my teachers at some point, and got busted when I went to the school xD
I'm convinced Omaha will one day take over Nebraska. We Elkhorn-ites (suburbs FTW!) had a major fight with the city a few years back when they annexed us and took our cops, firefighters, snowplows, and trash services. We've never had molest-y teachers (to my knowledge), but my junior year of high school there was a senior end-of-the-year party that made it onto CNN (maybe you remember the white dots running through the corn field after the cops showed up?). A bunch of kids got busted and lost their college scholarships. That's what we're known for. Drunk kids, pot, and hating the tumor that is Omaha.
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I'm disturbed my birth city is even on urbandictionary O_O Of course then again when I look at all the ghetto slang on the site, it's almost like Michiganders actually CREATED the damn thing :P
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Now I have to look up Omaha.
Best one: A tumor on Nebraska's ass that will eventually consume the state.
Omaha will soon annex Lincoln and then move on to Scotts Bluff. If you move away from Omaha , Omaha comes and gets you. SO FUCKING TRUE.
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Sadly, they're spot on about Southgate too:
a suburb of detroit, michigan that is known for its large quantity of marijuana users, easy girls, and skateboarders. aka slutgate
"Damn, that weed from Southgate was CRAZY!!"
AND
A HAVEN FOR CHILD-MOLESTING TEACHERS.
(hence the Southgate Schools Sex Scandal of 2003)
"Go to Southgate if you want to be raped by a teacher."
Sadly, all true... and both teachers that got busted were my teachers at some point, and got busted when I went to the school xD
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