The funny thing is, nothing that happened tonight made me cry. Nothing except for Chuck’s little monologue. That’s the part that made me bawl. Sob. Weep uncontrollably. Because he was right. Salvation can come from the weirdest places, the oddest memories. And endings truly are a bitch to write.
I firmly believe that, had season five been the last, Adam wouldn’t be the Vessel, and Dean would have said yes. He would have grabbed the reigns and followed his brother down that rabbit hole. Enter Chuck’s monologue about endings. Changed a bit, of course. And that would have been the end.
Now, for a little less sentimentality.
Did anyone else laugh when Cas ‘asploded? I’m pretty sure I yelled RORSHACH!!!!! At the TV. That’s just what it reminded me of.
Fuck this show, though. Fuck it in the assbutt. I’m an M2 fan (obviously), so who leaves? M2, of course. Misha back to Heaven and Marksha back to his fuckin’ glowy-hole island. Fuck.
In related news, Nick obviously isn’t dead. He’s going to wake up, get himself some Herpexia, and join Sam and Dean on the road. Obviously. Don’t mock my world turtle!
Also, kudos to Jared for trying to pull off Marksha’s Lucifer. It was so much better than The End (as in, I could watch this episode again if I wanted without laughing… too much). He almost had it. He had the hands in the beginning, when he was first possessed, but as time went on, he lost it. He was close, though, and I was actually rootin’ for him.
And yay for Jensen, who was finally made to look unattractive. He, too, knocked it out of the park tonight. The only time I cried this week (other than Chuck’s narration), was when Dean was leaning against the Impala post-non-glowly-hole-of-lost-hope. With Cas ‘asploded and Bobby dead and Sam and Adam in the hole, he was truly completely and utterly alone for the first time. And that hurt.
…So, as far as God theories went, I’d heard Bobby, Missouri, Cas, Gabriel, Lucifer (ok, that might have been my own blasphemous sense of humor at work), and the Impala, but no Chuck. That one came outta nowhere, and my immediate reaction was KRIPKE FUCKING MADE HIMSELF GOD, THE ASSBUTT! Honestly, the nerve of some people.
You guys, they sent MICHAEL to HELL. And it’s completely possible that Luci got out (IN MARKSHA AND JUST IN TIME FOR A SHINY 22 EPISODE REDEMPTION ARC!!! WORLD TURTLE!!!!!). Also, Mark quoted "Devil Went Down to Georgia." I love my show.
Anyway, you guys, I’ve gotta say that I loved it. I was on the edge of my seat (even when I wasn’t yelling MARKSHA DON’T LEAVE ME AGAIN YOU BAS- WHAT? Oh, he’s on Lost this week. \o/). I was fully expecting “taking it back to basics for season 6” to mean “everyone other than Sam, Dean, and the car will DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!” I’m kinda glad I was wrong. Even if I, y’know, wasn’t… entirely.
In closing… BRING ON SEASON SIX, YOU ASSBUTTS!!!! I may have a new favorite word.