You guys! You guys! You guys!
I just made The Most Ridiculously Stupid Purchase Ever.
Do you know how long I've been waiting for this shit to show up at that site for pre-order? Do you know the plans I have for the Jacofer figure alone MIB can go DIAF for all I care? I will dress him up as Satan and hide him around my apartment next year. He will watch my roommates shower. He will help us do the dishes. He will creep on us while we sleep.
Can somebody please institutionalize me, because this right here? This has passed obsession and is bordering on "dropping trou and chasing Billy Zane around a table in my underwear."
In other news... does anyone wanna make me an 8-inch Lucifer costume before the end of August?
Do you know how long I've been waiting for this shit to show up at that site for pre-order? Do you know the plans I have for the Jacofer figure alone MIB can go DIAF for all I care? I will dress him up as Satan and hide him around my apartment next year. He will watch my roommates shower. He will help us do the dishes. He will creep on us while we sleep.
Can somebody please institutionalize me, because this right here? This has passed obsession and is bordering on "dropping trou and chasing Billy Zane around a table in my underwear."
In other news... does anyone wanna make me an 8-inch Lucifer costume before the end of August?